Scandalous Rumors!

[ssaannttoo]

We've all heard rumors running around here on the forums. Well here we get to make them >:3

It's really quite simple, When making your post all you gotta do is make up a rumor about the poster above you. Make it as simple, wacky, outrageous or spectacular as you'd like! Try keeping it as SFW as possible.

Now lets get to destroying friendships shall we. >:3

 

[Yakamaru]

Tried eating two hamburgers at the same time. Suffice to say the waitress was not pleased that you actually managed to beat the restaurant's record.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Secretly installs everybody's homework folder while they aren't looking to use as dirt later.

 

[Yakamaru]

Actually likes dirty talk a lot despite his... innocent look. =3=

 

[ssaannttoo]

Likes it what others watch risqué movies on his face!

 

[Punji]

Watches said videos daily

 

[Yakamaru]

Do not approach. He smells. :<

 

[TyraWadman]

Breaking news today, as we arrive at a facility, where many staff members say they witness a Protogen having relations with the lunchroom toaster????

More details at five!

 

[ssaannttoo]

We heard you're actually a man behind that female profile. You use your femininity to lure men who haven't gotten action in the fandom because of how gay everybody is. You then cut them up when they least expect it!

How... I'm not gonna say it xD

 

[Good Boy Avery]

I heard this guy is actually a congressman... for which state, I'm not sure, but definitely a politician.

 

[Kope]

This boy was actually not a good boy but a bad one

 

[Punji]

His sideburns aren't real.

 

[Good Boy Avery]

This boy was actually not a good boy but a bad one

H-hey, I'm a good boy, i promise! >:[


I heard this guy didn't actually invent the winged shoelace fad, it was his brother...

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

I hear he ate all the chips and blamed the dog!

 

[Good Boy Avery]

I heard from a very reliable source- trust me folks, i have the best sources, the greatest sources- that sleepy kitty, that one, yes, isn't actually sleepy

 

[ssaannttoo]

I heard that he actually likes to eat the gum from under the school desks. Yucky!

 

[Good Boy Avery]

I heard that he actually likes to eat the gum from under the school desks. Yucky!

No, that one's true. I mean, it's free candy! FREE CANDY!? who wouldn't want to??

I heard they know where to get bags of lays chips without the air...

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

I heard from a very reliable source- trust me folks, i have the best sources, the greatest sources- that sleepy kitty, that one, yes, isn't actually sleepy

That is true. I have insomnia so my name is actually ironic
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I heard you ate all the halloween candy. It was meant for the trick or treaters! =0

 

[Yakamaru]

Rumours may indicate that the user does in fact not like cats.

 

[Guifrog]

Ribbit guarb urgle, burglegurgleblrlrlrlrlr
[Translation: the unit above bypassed the virtual currency system and stole all the ice creams available on Roblox]

 

[Pygmepatl]

It's been heard that they like to drug brave knights and make out with them.

 

[TR273]

He is not such an innocent skunk!

 

[Yakamaru]

The fox user is not as innocent as she seems either.

She installed popups in the unit's software!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

The above protogen's software popups also manifest as hardware popups ... below the belt.

 

[Deleted member 134556]

You fake all your farts