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Scandalous Rumors!

Guifrog

Blue Frog
Wh-

Who told you of my past jobs?!?

I hear you lick people, then say they were drunk! Slick move!
Ohhh, y-you k-know a tad too m-much, pal... i'm sorry, but I'll have to do this!

*licks across your face, in attempt to get you high and forget everything*

I also heard you had BIG EYES ùwú
 

Primal the Lycanroc

Maxwell the Fennec
Ohhh, y-you k-know a tad too m-much, pal... i'm sorry, but I'll have to do this!

*licks across your face, in attempt to get you high and forget everything*

I also heard you had BIG EYES ùwú
*Blinks, then stumbles around in a drunken manner, at a complete loss*

O-oooh yeah?....well....well I hear the giant purple panda show is todaaaaay....so I'm gonna gooo....there sooon!....

*Flops down, woofing drunkenly*
 

Primal the Lycanroc

Maxwell the Fennec
Well, I wasn't good at acting, but who can deny it? Burger King had great things!

I hear that you always eat every single pringle in the can, but always leave one, and when folks ask for some, you say it's only a single pringle!
 

Erix

>‿‿◕
You have a secret, aluminum lined pocket in your pants to keep warm snacks on the go. A literal Hot Pocket.
You’re wrong, but you might be on to something.. thanks for the idea =}


I heard your favorite book of all time WASNT green eggs and ham! Truly foolish of you Pringle! No wonder you are in that cube of shame!
 
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