Scandalous Rumors!

[ssaannttoo]

Everybody he wants to turnt his thread into the Flirt outrageously thread to hide his crimes! Quick cancel him!

 

[TR273]

She is secretly in the pocket of 'Big Pizza Inc.'

 

[ssaannttoo]

Is actually a coffee person disguising as a tea person. They also feed information to the coffee cult.

 

[Ravofox]

I've got intelligence that you are in fact a spy and that bow is actually a listening device

 

[ssaannttoo]

You're not actually an organic, but instead a robot design to smite the hearts of men. Get them to divulge their deepest darkest secrets (Which isn't all that hard to begin with.)

 

[Tacoshark]

Your halloween decorations are not fake. Real skeletons, real tomstone, and the haunted scream track playing on loop are the final sounds of your victims. You are one dark killer.

 

[Keefur]

Taco Shark only eats vegan tacos.

 

[Yakamaru]

Despite his claims, Keefur is actually allergic to catnip.

 

[Faustus]

He's not really a cowboy or Japanese, he's a chartered accountant from Croydon!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Helped to spread Ebola.

*Cough, cough.*

.....

...

wait.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

I heard a rumour that ssaannttoo secretly enjoys a nice cup of coffee late at night when no one else is around to hide her shame.

Some say it's a rumour, but I think it's true. I for one could never enjoy any beveridge other than a nice cup of joe

 

[Yakamaru]

Actually thoroughly enjoys being my neighbor.

 

[Good Boy Avery]

I heard this guy ate the last donut...


Twice

 

[ssaannttoo]

Is actually really into rice. I have some raunchy photos of him doing some very naughty things to rice in the bath tub.

 

[Punji]

Is totally jealous of the rice

 

[ssaannttoo]

Makes rice pudding with 'cream' *ahem.*

Sells it to grannies in the retirement home.

 

[Yakamaru]

Sells some very questionable items at the local schools.

 

[ssaannttoo]

The scar on your face gets you all the boys (And girls) BUT it isn't actually just some makeup.

 

[contemplationistwolf]

Watch out! Ssaannttoo's friendliness is all a ruse. His real goal is to build a cult of personality around himself and start a dictatorship.

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

You wear a wig! >=0

 

[contemplationistwolf]

You wear a wig! >=0

Such slander! I'm not balding, and I don't need wigs to cover it up!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Is actually my alt account. xD

 

[Yakamaru]

Shush, alt account. UwU

 

[contemplationistwolf]

Plot twist: Yaka is actually my alt

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Wears pants that are a size too small