Scandalous Rumors!

[Yakamaru]

Smells his own farts.

 

[Good Boy Avery]

Smells his own farts.

Gotta appreciate your own brew.

Much like you appreciate that five finger discount from the buffet.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Actually likes girls. How weird.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Actually is a girl, but only on the weekends.

 

[TemetNosce88]

Hasn't actually farted since 2009, he just makes the noises with his mouth.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Still sleeps on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles bed sheets.

 

[Tacoshark]

Has secret hair implants, not naturally floofy

 

[Yakamaru]

Have his own tank. How cute. :>

 

[ssaannttoo]

They are actually a robot. Nobody's neck can actually be that small and support a head.

 

[Faustus]

Actually being mind-controlled by a strange bow-shaped entity.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Made Rona so you didn't have to go see your in-laws.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Is a doily enthusiast, but doesn't actually have any of their own.

 

[Skittles]

Isn't actually prehistoric. Actually Triassic.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Also is a doily enthusiast.

 

[Yakamaru]

Is worse something worse than ancient. He's Bri'ish.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Is really into vore.

 

[Faustus]

Isn't actually prehistoric. Actually Triassic.

Thinks that there is written history of the Triassic period.

@ssaannttoo only manages to keep ears at maximum size by blowing into outstretched thumb.

 

[Good Boy Avery]

Posts on the wrong subforums unironically.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Is really a level 30 bad boi.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Thinks denim overalls are sexy.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Thinks denim overalls are sexy.

EXCUSE ME. Normal people know they are.

You actually like to bottom! >:I

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Wears bras stuffed with socks!

 

[florance the fox]

Wears bras stuffed with socks!

has too many bugs that a fire type could wreck their whole possessions with one fire blast

 

[ssaannttoo]

Wears bras stuffed with socks!

how'd you know?

Is actually a 800 pound Asian sumo.

 

[florance the fox]

how'd you know?

Is actually a 800 pound Asian sumo.

likes to wear cute dresses but is boy