Chad Firepaws
Going out of business
Once drank water from the sacred Nestle spring

its a llama dressed as a horseactually likes Mogli
*italian gibberish* now you gonna have to a die (read in a accent)Is involved with the Italian mafia
BUT THE PEEPEE it so gud qwqLike peepee ironically
works at Sub-imosGraduated college with a degree in spamming
(MLM?)Joined a subby otter MLM
Basically a pyramid scheme for Facebook moms(MLM?)
is really a Karen
Is really a Mclaren(MLM?)
is really a Karen
WORKS AT Daddy JOHNSBasically a pyramid scheme for Facebook moms
is one bad joke from being six feet shorterIs one burrito short of a shitty picnic.
(*boop*)Works for the FBI (Fuzzy Boopers Institute)