CertifiedCervine
Caribouwu
While I’m waiting to send my job application to the North Pole, I figured, Us deer always celebrate Christmas
So, you’ve found an opportunity to scare the user above you, how do you scare them?
A bouncy ball? From your name I thought you were a little budgy bird with a fur tuft on its head. You have a beak, 2 eyes, 2 little birdy feet that go off to the side, and two tiny wings that you are spreading out, and then your fur feather tuft on your head.
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(You look kind of like an even more simplified depiction of this budgie plush, except solid yellow ;p)
You could also maybe be a puffed up canary:
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Anyway, if you are indeed a super ball then: threatens to bounce you down a long staircase.
Well, I eat grits with salt and butter with chopped up sunny side up eggs!I put spaghetti on top of my pizza
Scared yet?
You get it. (Now I am hungry)Well, I eat grits with salt and butter with chopped up sunny side up eggs!
Oh look! A letter from the State Tax office!! Wonder what they have to say...?You get it. (Now I am hungry)
I keep having to work in haunted houses. Nothing like fixing a drain under a sink and hearing a door in the back of the house slowly creep open!! Then you notice the tool you sat down five minutes ago is slowly rocking back and forth. Haunted houses suck.
Not again!!!Oh look! A letter from the State Tax office!! Wonder what they have to say...?