Dreamsthefox
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I'm making an Aeromorph oc and want to know what aircraft model looks the best for a male. Taking suggestions
Sexiest plane model?
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reptile logic
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How 'bout that?
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Brute offensive capability, can take an absolutely insane amount of damage, and its own literal "Dick of Death"
The A-10
Brute offensive capability, can take an absolutely insane amount of damage, and its own literal "Dick of Death"
The A-10
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Why the hell did I look up aeromorph??? WHY DOES PLANE PORN EXIST?!??
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AAAAAAAAA NOooo... wait. I hate r34 now.
I can honestly not tell if this is satirical or serious. I guess that applies to the majority of FA content.
Dreamsthefox
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This isn't a joke.
But thanks @reptile logic @Yakamaru @-..Legacy..-
These are good suggestions.
@Simo I'm not sure that's the right kind of plane...
@WolfoxeCrevan that's the internet for ya.
But thanks @reptile logic @Yakamaru @-..Legacy..-
These are good suggestions.
@Simo I'm not sure that's the right kind of plane...
@WolfoxeCrevan that's the internet for ya.
Simo
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Don't know too much about the other sort, but once, I got to sit next to the pilot in a small passenger plane (maybe held 9, plus the pilot?) from the 1960s/1970s, on a flight from Charlevoix, Michigan, to Beaver Island, out in Lake Michigan to visit a friend who lived there, and it was amazing.
All the dials and controls were chrome, and very high-tech yet retro looking. I think it was a Britten Norman Islanders, but I'm not sure. Still, it was amazing, and I kept a close eye on the pilot, to see what he was doing, just in case he had a sudden heart attack! I sort of got the idea of how one might fly one, but the landing looked like the tricky part...I guess for me, the sexiest part were all those beautiful old dials and gauges, and so much chrome, almost gave it a steam-punk feel.
Don't know too much about the other sort, but once, I got to sit next to the pilot in a small passenger plane (maybe held 9, plus the pilot?) from the 1960s/1970s, on a flight from Charlevoix, Michigan, to Beaver Island, out in Lake Michigan to visit a friend who lived there, and it was amazing.
All the dials and controls were chrome, and very high-tech yet retro looking. I think it was a Britten Norman Islanders, but I'm not sure. Still, it was amazing, and I kept a close eye on the pilot, to see what he was doing, just in case he had a sudden heart attack! I sort of got the idea of how one might fly one, but the landing looked like the tricky part...I guess for me, the sexiest part were all those beautiful old dials and gauges, and so much chrome, almost gave it a steam-punk feel.
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Plane porn....
Idk why you'd you such a thing when you can just look at photographs of existing beauties.
So as far as males go, I'll think of aerial refueling to make up a gender. (Why am I doing this?) Males are ones that use a probe and drogue.
With that in mind we want masculinity too and that is with the sheer amount of "Fuck you" it can carry.
Now that leaves us with Flankers, namely Su-27 and Flanker-D, Su-33.
Of these Flanker-D has extra canards and is a burly sailor type of lad as opposed to the sleek frame of Su-27, who can't even AAR.
So Su-33 is the one you want. But don't show me the result.
Idk why you'd you such a thing when you can just look at photographs of existing beauties.
So as far as males go, I'll think of aerial refueling to make up a gender. (Why am I doing this?) Males are ones that use a probe and drogue.
With that in mind we want masculinity too and that is with the sheer amount of "Fuck you" it can carry.
Now that leaves us with Flankers, namely Su-27 and Flanker-D, Su-33.
Of these Flanker-D has extra canards and is a burly sailor type of lad as opposed to the sleek frame of Su-27, who can't even AAR.
So Su-33 is the one you want. But don't show me the result.
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F-14 Tomcat; the type of fighter jet maverick and goose piloted in Top Gun is probably your best bet for the most masculine plane. Way more masculine than the Russian Mig 
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Which MiG? There are loads and I'd say there are plenty of MiGs more masculine than the Kitty.F-14 Tomcat; the type of fighter jet maverick and goose piloted in Top Gun is probably your best bet for the most masculine plane. Way more masculine than the Russian Mig
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I gotta say, I've never had to analyse planes based on their masculinity factor before...Haha, I tagged you before it got weird
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Very likely true!But you probably know more about fixed-wings than anyone here
Oh to the people recommending F-14, that's a beefy plane alright, but it's got a split personality and you know what they say about sticking your dick in crazies..
@StreetShark if by "The MiG" you mean the MiG-28 from Top Gun, you'd be....FOOLED! That isn't a MiG at all. It's a goddamn trap! It's a Northrop F-5E-3 in disguise. A question follows, are traps gay?
My personal fave brand of MiGs is designated Fishbed-C, or better known as the AK-47 of the skies; MiG-21. It's a flying dart, aerodynamically shit but boy does it go fast. Also there's very little safety involved (How manly!) and in case of engine failure (The powerplant was prone to fail in heavy use) your options were to HOPE air restart worked or use the DYNAMITE under your seat to blast you off. No safe accelerations with small rocket engines there! The manliness oozes from that jet, and it's a remnant of the old times. It's like Stallone of aircrafts. Old and full of manliness. You could even attach extra rockets on it to make it go faster (RATO). Much like the steroid pumped hero that it is, it doesn't have much of a "dick" though, and it's gone shriveled up into a little prick above the nosecone. Oh yeah, and he's a bit of an alcoholic too. The radar is cooled off with alcohol so once that runs out you're not running at peak performance, and if that isn't the epitome of manliness I don't know what is.
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Very likely true!
Oh to the people recommending F-14, that's a beefy plane alright, but it's got a split personality and you know what they say about sticking your dick in crazies..
@StreetShark if by "The MiG" you mean the MiG-28 from Top Gun, you'd be....FOOLED! That isn't a MiG at all. It's a goddamn trap! It's a Northrop F-5E-3 in disguise. A question follows, are traps gay?
My personal fave brand of MiGs is designated Fishbed-C, or better known as the AK-47 of the skies; MiG-21. It's a flying dart, aerodynamically shit but boy does it go fast. Also there's very little safety involved (How manly!) and in case of engine failure (The powerplant was prone to fail in heavy use) your options were to HOPE air restart worked or use the DYNAMITE under your seat to blast you off. No safe accelerations with small rocket engines there! The manliness oozes from that jet, and it's a remnant of the old times. It's like Stallone of aircrafts. Old and full of manliness. You could even attach extra rockets on it to make it go faster (RATO). Much like the steroid pumped hero that it is, it doesn't have much of a "dick" though, and it's gone shriveled up into a little prick above the nosecone.
^ That's the kind of dissection I was expecting to hear
I'd say SR-71, but I've seen more than my share of those aeromorphs already.
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I made the mistake of googling it... Just take me behind the shed and shoot me now.But we haven't even gotten to Ratbat's Dire Machines yet...
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