shake the user below you for information

[Chad Firepaws]

*shakes tiger* Tigers don't eat mushrooms

BUT THE CUSTOMER'S A HERBAVORE

 

[a sleepy kitty]

*sits on and purrs louder than any purr before it*

Where's the catnip?.>:c

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Up me nose

 

[ssaannttoo]

I may have put it some place else…

Unrelated buuuut do you have a phone I need to make a call..

 

[Amepix]

No. Sorry, but I do have a trans dimensional gateway to everywhere. Don't ask.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

WHERE IS THIS GATEWAY I NEED ACCESS TO THE PIZZA DIMENSION

 

[Amepix]

In my pocket. Here ya go, I have twenty million other one's. I can part with this.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Aight now how do you work this thing

 

[Amepix]

You use the keypad and type where you wanna go

 

[Chad Firepaws]

oh.... Ah crap it autocorrected to "pain dimension"

 

[Amepix]

It can be used an unlimited amount of times. Don't worry about it

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Nice! Uh oh, it autocorrected to "porn dimension" ... this'll take some getting used to

 

[Amepix]

Turn the auto correct off then, I dunno what to tell you.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

IT WON'T TURN OFF I HAVE THICK PAWS AAAAHHHH

 

[Amepix]

Gimme that! Let's see... Auto correct off... Pizza Dimension... Here ya go

 

[Chad Firepaws]

... wow, that was shockingly easy

 

[Amepix]

Enjoy the pizza dimension! I'll be off to some place known as the Pokémon Dimension! Goodbye!

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Someone please shake me I did a dumb today and need to be reminded I'm not stupid

 

[Amepix]

YOU AREN'T STUPID! EVERYBODY DOES SOMETHING STUPID!

 

[ben909]

Someone please shake me I did a dumb today and need to be reminded I'm not stupid

places on a shaking machine, but this one shakes you vertically in case you are powered by a magnet moving across a metal coil like some flashlights

 

[ssaannttoo]

places on a shaking machine, but this one shakes you vertically in case you are powered by a magnet moving across a metal coil like some flashlights

BEN WHERE IS THE MAGIC MUSHROOM DUST! I NEED THE DUST!!!

 

[RamblingRenegade]

BEN WHERE IS THE MAGIC MUSHROOM DUST! I NEED THE DUST!!!

it's hidden in the fleshlight

 

[ssaannttoo]

it's hidden in the fleshlight

frfr? time to get snorting