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Shocking news: Spore released, angers Creationists

Draco_2k

Rawr.
Antispore.com said:
I created this blog to find support for and follow my progress in letting Electronic Arts know that their biggest attack on Christian values to date will not be tolerated. We can not allow the gaming industry to invade our homes and poison the minds of our children. After all, their billions in revenue and all the advertising in the world are no match for the power of God.
http://antispore.com/

Any further comments? I can't come up with anything that wouldn't be too obvious at this point, but I'm sure others will.


More entertaining excerpts from the site:


  • "This entire game is propaganda aimed directly at our children to teach them evolution instead of creationism, or “intelligent design” if you go for stupid PC terms. The object of the game is to evolve from a “spore” into demon-like intelligent space creatures that violently take over the galaxy. Such as this one below."
  • "Here we witness Will [Wright] drag on about evolution and his game for a bit, bragging about using millions of people as unpaid slaves to create content for his game."
  • "It seems Will has suddenly switched gears from evolution to creation and is trying to say that in 18 days, Spore users did what God did in 7. So all of spore users add up to 38% of God. Unbelievable. Just another direct attack from a man who thinks he is unstoppable."
  • "I think it is entirely possible that God created civilizations on other planets. But because Will Wright has brainwashed Frank Drake into thinking that life in the universe gave rise to “super humans” on other planets that are better than us."
  • "The treatment that hurts me the worst has been from all the people that talk about how Christian they are and then tell me to ‘burn in f**king hell’. It’s these people I think are ‘giving Christians a bad name’ not myself."
  • But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we were His creation and He then spoke to Noah in Genesis 8:21-27 after the flood.
    “21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”
    27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”

And so, in a stroke of GTA syndrome, Spore manages to provide us not only with wholesome and pixel-shader-free entertainment, but also with real-world entertainment through sheer retardation of humankind.

Truly remarkable.
 
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Not A Fox

nothing
YOU SEE HOW EVOLUTION WORKS IS THAT THE GOD HE MAKES A PENIS OUT OF SOMETHING AND THEN GIVES IT TESTICLE BOOBS

FOR THE LOLS
 

Lobar

The hell am I reading, here?
The funny part is that because the player is actually involved in the game, it's actually an intelligent design game. If it was evolution all you could do is sit and watch.
 

Иван

New Member
Hmm, trying to decide if this site is genuine or not. I want to say no, but... :/
 

dietrc70

Active Member
The funny part is that because the player is actually involved in the game, it's actually an intelligent design game. If it was evolution all you could do is sit and watch.

Good point. I've also read some reviews complaining that the game doesn't apply principles of natural selection realistically.
 

lupinealchemist

Hamburger time.
ROFLMFAO! This is digital gold, just like Jack Thompson. Long ago, this would have pissed me off, but now closed mindedness and religious retardation make me lulz.
 

Azure

100% organic vegan hubbas
Because that's what creationists do.
 

Magikian

Cecret Blown Susiness.
This site is fake.

But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we were His creation and He then spoke to Noah in Genesis 8:21-27 after the flood.
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up. 22. “Never gonna let you down.” 23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.” 24. “Never gonna make you cry.” 25. “Never gonna say goodbye.” 26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.” 27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”

/thread.
 

Kajet

Member
When will someone beat these retards with a bat?

I mean jesus rimming christ just cause I believe in something doesn't mean I try to beat it into every facet of popular media available...
 

lupinealchemist

Hamburger time.

Roose Hurro

Lovable Curmudgeon
Banned
It was funny while it lasted... oh, wait, it's still up:

http://antispore.com/

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/86180

Spoof or not, whoever put up this site needs a different hobby. What I've seen of the game, it looks interesting, but I'm not into gaming, and it's still very new. Better to wait and see what happens to it, when people start to play it in more numbers. I've heard good and bad about it, when it comes to gameplay and stuff. Still, looks and sounds like fun....

http://www.hookedonspore.com/index.php/2008/09/09/christian-anti-spore-posted.html


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Beastcub

Member
good lord >_<
creationists scare me, to make such a fuss over a game (tell me was their any shit from them about pokemons evoloving?)
my aunt is one, the rim round her licence plate says "there are no monkies in my family tree", and she is "ashamed" of me for believing in evolution.

i am sorry to those who are a creationist... but to deny evolution is just shows so much ignorance
 

Thatch

Still not at 10k posts
There's nothing to really say about it... It's an ultimate caricature of any sensible thought as it is... No, there's no way to make a good joke of something so retarded...
 

M. LeRenard

Is not French
You know what's funny? I just read an article somewhere else saying that Spore angers atheists, because it promotes the idea of Intelligent Design, and because there are religious aspects to it, including conversion of other species, using some kind of holy smite to wipe something out, whatever.
Will Wright, you bastard! You made a game that pisses everyone off!
 

AlexInsane

I does what I says on the box.
Where's Jack Thompson to say that Spore is corrupting today's youth?
 
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