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Should all skunks be tickled?

Should all skunks be tickled?

  • Yes! Not only are skunks cute, but they deserve it!

    Votes: 12 52.2%

  • Most skunks should be tickled.

    Votes: 4 17.4%

  • Aw! Please spare the poor, innocent skunks from the tickles!

    Votes: 2 8.7%

  • This thread constitutes vulpine shenanigans!

    Votes: 5 21.7%
  • Total voters
    23
Izzy4895

Izzy4895

Diaper Fox
Everyone knows that skunks are cute and fluffy, yet the apodictic mountain of evidence indicating that they are even cuter while being tickled is apparently a book sealed with seven seals. Have you ever seen a skunk break out in peals of uncontrollable laughter after tickling his/her foot-paws? How about quickly tickling the side of one of your skunk friends when he/she least expects it? Some skunks will eventually make one stop the tickling, but they fact of the matter is they can't stay angry or irritated (they are undeniably cute while they are mad). I hereby motion that we work to establish International Tickle a Skunk Day! Make Skunks Giggle Again!

Can we maintain that there is such a thing as a skunk who is not ticklish? I answer that question in the negative! Or at least when it comes to a skunk I have encountered. :p

*Naturally, this only applies to the skunks of the furry fandom. It is highly inadvisable to attempt this on the quadrupeds with which we are all familiar.
 
KILL.MAIM.KILL

KILL.MAIM.KILL

Angry Lizard King
Banned
Actually, I think they should be exterminated.
No kinkshaming; I have a vermin control fetish and if you disagree I'll take it as a personal attack, because my entire identity, my state of being, revolves around my bizarre pesticide kink.
 
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Infrarednexus

Guest
KILL.MAIM.KILL said:
Actually, I think they should be exterminated.
No kinkshaming; I have a vermin control fetish and if you disagree I'll take it as a personal attack, because my entire identity, my state of being, revolves around my bizarre pesticide kink.
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I have a strange kink for making SJW's fall to the floor in tears of shame and defeat.
 
Casey Fluffbat

Casey Fluffbat

E. Fuscus from the discount section
KILL.MAIM.KILL said:
Actually, I think they should be exterminated.
No kinkshaming; I have a vermin control fetish and if you disagree I'll take it as a personal attack, because my entire identity, my state of being, revolves around my bizarre pesticide kink.
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Does that kink include the environmental damage?
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Aw, lizard is bitchy and crabby all day! Bad day, for Lizard.

Lizard sounds constipated, maybe needs a trip to vet, for an enema, or a Valium!

But do not worry, I am sure many furs will help put crabby lizard in fluffy musky skunk suit, and then, he will be happy, and have many huggles :rolleyes:
 
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Infrarednexus

Guest
Simo said:
Aw, lizard is bitchy and crabby all day! Bad day, for Lizard.

Lizard sounds constipated, maybe needs a trip to vet, for an enema, or a Valium!

But do not worry, I am sure many furs will help put crabby lizard if fluffy musky skunk suit, and then, he will be happy, and have many huggles :rolleyes:
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He does often seem pessimistic.
 
KILL.MAIM.KILL

KILL.MAIM.KILL

Angry Lizard King
Banned
Simo said:
Aw, lizard is bitchy and crabby all day! Bad day, for Lizard.

Lizard sounds constipated, maybe needs a trip to vet, for an enema, or a Valium!

But do not worry, I am sure many furs will help put crabby lizard in fluffy musky skunk suit, and then, he will be happy, and have many huggles :rolleyes:
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Ew, as if your tickling and spanking fetish wasn't bad enough, you get off to enemas too?
Jesus, what is it with furries and fixating on the anus?

Sorry, but my sexuality is normal, so, I'll only be happy doing normal stuff.
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
KILL.MAIM.KILL said:
Ew, as if your tickling and spanking fetish wasn't bad enough, you get off to enemas too?
Jesus, what is it with furries and fixating on the anus?

Sorry, but my sexuality is normal, so, I'll only be happy doing normal stuff.
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Oooooh, lizard is so tough, and prim and proper! And his blood, gore, mutilation and death fetishes are oh so normal! ;)
 
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Infrarednexus

Guest
KILL.MAIM.KILL said:
Ew, as if your tickling and spanking fetish wasn't bad enough, you get off to enemas too?
Jesus, what is it with furries and fixating on the anus?

Sorry, but my sexuality is normal, so, I'll only be happy doing normal stuff.
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What exactly is normal by your standards friend?
 
Yakamaru

Yakamaru

Woof? Woof
I say we tickle all the felines instead!
 
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Massan Otter

Guest
KILL.MAIM.KILL said:
Attraction to, you know, normal sex without any of the tickling or farting crap that seems to be popular here.

I have my kinks too, but they're not unsanitary, nor do I shove them in people's faces.
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You do spend more time posting about the things you purportedly don't like than the people who like those things do. Strange behaviour for one who is not fixated!
 
KILL.MAIM.KILL

KILL.MAIM.KILL

Angry Lizard King
Banned
Massan Otter said:
You do spend more time posting about the things you purportedly don't like than the people who like those things do. Strange behaviour for one who is not fixated!
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For every one post I make about disliking something, Simo makes 5 threads about his tickling/farting/spanking fetish.

So no. I don't.
 
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Infrarednexus

Guest
Okami_No_Heishi said:
Why are you so mad at Simo and his ways? Simo aint never done nothing to nobody even remotely bad on here. Just saying.
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I think this is just Mr lizards personality. Every community has that one guy who stands corner and judges others while still being socail at the same time. It's not that I don't like him, but it's sometimes fun to have that one sour puss around for a good laugh. I'm sure he's a friendly guy once you get to know him.
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
KILL.MAIM.KILL said:
For every one post I make about disliking something, Simo makes 5 threads about his tickling/farting/spanking fetish.

So no. I don't.
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My, but you seem the sensitive sort. Personally, I could care less about your fetishes for gore, pain, mutilation, blood, death and whatever else you have posted here, and on Discord and that are implicit in your username. They are not my cup of tea, but I'm not one to care, judge them as fantasies, or spend most of my posts whining about all the things I dislike: from foods, to cars, to forms of art, to fetishes. I'd rather express joy and whimsy, help others where I can, and not spend so much time expressing hostility, resentment and anger.

As @Massan Otter has pointed out: If such things bother you so much, why surround yourself with them? I mean, it is your life, and you are free to be miserable, as you have admitted liking. In fact, I wish you well, and that you might come to be less bitter; what baffles me is your scattershot posts of negativity. Yes, perhaps you are just a sourpuss; and certainly one who is easily riled up. But to have you post in thread after thread, from general chat to threads about cars, simply to be Debbie Downer strikes me as much less mature than a few fart jokes.

In any event, you do have a certain farcical quality, one would have to admit that.
 
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