Should skunks be bathed once or 100 times a day?

[Deleted member 112695]

Just curious. Ya know skunks...

Should they be bathed just once a day, or more like 100 times a day?

 

[Pygmepatl]

We skunks smell good.

 

[Pygmepatl]

We bathe regularly and only use the finest cleaning products of Simo's S.S. Skunk Soap & Suds Co., Ltd., Est. 1890, Balt., Maryland.

 

[Deleted member 112695]

We bathe regularly and only use the finest cleaning products of Simo's S.S. Skunk Soap & Suds Co., Ltd., Est. 1890, Balt., Maryland.

I didn’t know Simo was that old.

 

[Keefur]

Skunks should be bathed once a day, for a day. Then they should be vacuum packed for freshness. Not for THEIR freshness, but for the rest of the environment's freshness.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

If the skunks are bathed in marinara sauce with extra garlic, then 99 baths per day could be acceptable.

 

[Pipistrele]

Afraid to be a "no fun" kind of folk, but should we stop flooding the general discussion forum with pointless threads about skunks and foxes every day or two? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[SkyeLegs]

You can shampoo them all you want, you'll never get the stink out.

... I have the strangest feeling of déjà vu.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Or you could just leave them in the water permanently thus eliminating the risk of further stank.

 

[Deleted member 112695]

Or you could just leave them in the water permanently thus eliminating the risk of further stank.

I say we constantly just spray them with water.

 

[Simo]

I didn’t know Simo was that old.

Silly Fox! The S.S. Skunk Soap & Suds Co., Ltd., Est. 1890, Balt., Maryland was started by my great-grandfather, Sylvester Seton Skunk. I'll have to update the S.S. Skunk website to feature the colorful history of the company, as well as relating some of the livelier escapades various foxes have enjoyed in the Mfg. and testing department

 

[WXYZ]

We must bathe them every second, for that is the only reasonable way to take care of their...aroma. A nanosecond more won't do.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Afraid to be a "no fun" kind of folk, but should we stop flooding the general discussion forum with pointless threads about skunks and foxes every day or two? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How about a pointless batto thread? :V

 

[Slytherin Umbreon]

Honestly, how about both of you just bathe 24/7?

 

[Thrashy]

The only smell I spread is beer.
Hope that's acceptable

 

[Deleted member 112695]

Silly Fox! The S.S. Skunk Soap & Suds Co., Ltd., Est. 1890, Balt., Maryland was started by my great-grandfather, Sylvester Seton Skunk. I'll have to update the S.S. Skunk website to feature the colorful history of the company, as well as relating some of the livelier escapades various foxes have enjoyed in the Mfg. and testing department

Can I get booze there?