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Minerva_Minx

Sheogorath is my co-pilot
GOD DAMNED CORONAVIRUS AND AM ION LOCKDOWN OR NOT AND FOR F**K'S SAKE WEAR A MASK!
 

Hiridor

Probably lurking.
CAN THE FOXES STOP SCREAMING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW, IT'S 5 AM I WANT TO SLEEP!
 

VeeStars

uh I can explain?
MY NAME IS YOSHIKAGE KIRA. I'M 33 YEARS OLD. MY HOUSE IS IN THE NORTHEAST SECTION OF MORIOH, WHERE ALL THE VILLAS ARE, AND I AM NOT MARRIED. I WORK AS AN EMPLOYEE FOR THE KAME YU DEPARTMENT STORES, AND I GET HOME EVERY DAY BY 8 PM AT THE LATEST. I DON'T SMOKE, BUT I OCCASIONALLY DRINK. I'M IN BED BY 11 PM, AND MAKE SURE I GET EIGHT HOURS OF SLEEP, NO MATTER WHAT. AFTER HAVING A GLASS OF WARM MILK AND DOING ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES OF STRETCHES BEFORE GOING TO BED, I USUALLY HAVE NO PROBLEMS SLEEPING UNTIL MORNING. JUST LIKE A BABY, I WAKE UP WITHOUT ANY FATIGUE OR STRESS IN THE MORNING. I WAS TOLD THERE WERE NO ISSUES AT MY LAST CHECK-UP. I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT I'M A PERSON WHO WISHES TO LIVE A VERY QUIET LIFE. I TAKE CARE NOT TO TROUBLE MYSELF WITH ANY ENEMIES, LIKE WINNING AND LOSING, THAT WOULD CAUSE ME TO LOSE SLEEP AT NIGHT. THAT IS HOW I DEAL WITH SOCIETY, AND I KNOW THAT IS WHAT BRINGS ME HAPPINESS. ALTHOUGH, IF I WERE TO FIGHT I WOULDN'T LOSE TO ANYONE.
 

Minerva_Minx

Sheogorath is my co-pilot
WELL WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY?! I HARNESSED EXPLOSIONS AND APPLIED THEM TO MY DIARRHEA SO I COULD TAKE A POOP AND CLEAN THE TOILET? OR, OF COURSE I NEED A LATTE BECAUSE BRAIN NO HIGHER WORKIE FUNCTIONING?!
 

Meta_Tiara

Well-Known Member
SHOUT!!! And for good measure, here’s another SHOUT!!!
 

Izzy4895

Vulpine Maid
WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO PROGRAM A RAT TRANSFORMATION APP?!
 

VeeStars

uh I can explain?
F̸̡̧̧̢̨̛̛̲͖̭̰̱̹̟̩̖͍̗̰̙̱̙̺̣͚̺̤̹̩͕͚̻̠̙͚̱̳̼͓͇̭͊̂̈́͆̌̄̓͛̽̄̔̄̿̃͌̽̈́̂̈́̏̅̔̐̈́͆̓̓͊̐̓̎̈́̅͋̔̽͋̃͑͐́̐̎̿͌̍̿͗́̈́͂͗̔̓̆̈̒̌́̎͊̈́̿̓̾̀́̃̆͋̽̅͌̈́͘̕͘͘͜͜͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅỪ̷̧̨̨̢̨̡̨͚͈̘͓̯̰̣̭̦̝̫͚̳͙̪͖͚͙͎̺̬̭̳̝̩͉͇̘̠̼̮̰͉̤̟̩͕͚͉̖͔͕̞̗͍̗̹̤̝̜͇̠̯̺̫͔͓̣̥̯͉̥̗̰̫̗̭̘̫͉̙̥͍͎̬̦͉̺̥̬̗̻͈͈̙̗̙̩̪͇͎̲͕̦͍̅̾͒͂̍̂̇̽͋̓̆̿̂̇̒̀͒͐̈́̂͒̈́̌͗́́̏̆͑͊͐̋̾̋̒̀̅̐̔͋̍̒̑̒̾̍͑̈́̃̎̋̋͗̌̀̂͑̈́̓̔͑̄̏͋̈́́̏͐̓͂͑̓̌̀̾̌̎̒́̓͛̉̏͆͋̍̈́͌̅̐̕̕̕̚͘͘̕̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅŞ̵̧̡͔̰̖̞͓̯̼͙̖͖̫͙̫͈̜͕͓̮̫̦̺̹͇̪͙̯̱̤͔̦̘̙̗͍̦̝̳͙̬̥̹̪̥̬̋̈́̍̈̂̈́̈́̋͑̾̉̓̈́̀̄̍̀̆̿͛͋͂̀̒̊͋̆̑͆̾͆̂̍͆͒͆̉́͆͊̂̋̔́́́͌̿̀̔̕̚͘̚̚̚͘͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝ͅ ̵̛̛̙̣́̅͛̓̅͂̔̀̓̎̆͛͂̈́͊͗̒͆̈́̍̉̆̏̽̂͛͆͒̉̎̀̑̀̃̓̄̽̓̐̋̈́̍͌̋͆̎͊̅͗̌̔̿̑̽̾̈͂̅̉̀́́̍̊͗͌̓̏̀̇̄̌̊͑̆̾͋͆͊̓̈͐̇̃̐̈̈́̈́́̀̈̇̀̎̽̋̕͘̚̚̚͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝Ṛ̶̢̨̨̛̛̛̛̰̩͇̼̩̥͓͕̻͓̹͓͖̮̱̥̳̺̤͖̰͎̥̣̮͔̖͔̋̈́̅͛̓̀̅̿̎̀͆̈́̒̂̾̾̋͂̈̐̾͒̓͐̆̏̈́͆̅͑͗̑̍̀͂̈̏͂̌̅̄̌̀̈́̌̑͐̃̍̅̊̑͋̅͐͛̃̓̈͒̔̊̅͂̾͗̔̊̊̋̄̋̌̉̂͋̌͌̔̒̑̒͋̉͊̀̾̋̓͊̐͗̈́̈́̉́̈́͂̈́͑̎͊̓̋̄͆͌̈́̽͗͂̊̀͂̔̐́̀̽̉͘̕̕̕̚̚̕͘͘͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅƠ̴̡̡̨̨̧̨̢̧̧̡̨̨̨̧̛͔̤̣̱͖̠͖̺͕̥̠̘̭̝̦͇̥̭͈͚̬͈̘͕̟͕͚͖̲̺̥̞̙̬̜̺̥̩͈̥̺̮̬̝̻͉̤͉̙̙̪̹̞͓̭͈̻̦̫̭̼̦͎̩̠̹̼͍̟̮̞̜͎̖̠̰̰͖̙̲̺̲͙̩̹͙̤̹̪̗̤͙̯̯̲̳̜̜̳̙͇̹̳̗̦̯̦̗͑̀̋͆̾̽̄̋̈̉̀̊̑͋̔͒̓͂̒͆̒́̀̃͆͂͊̅̆̈̉͒̀̽̄͂̽́̍̎̄̓̑͑̒͒̈́̌͌̂̌̾̋̈̋͗̓̒͂͛͑̈́͆̽̓̽̍͑̐̒̉̋̊͌̈́̅̄̐̽̓̈́͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅ ̷̢̢̛̛̬̮̟͍̯̘͈̏̈́͗̓́̉̽͋̓̽̒͌̌̈́̎̎͐̽̇̎̏͗̈͗̅͗͛̊̆̀̿͊̽̓͘͝͝͠͠Ḑ̴̡̡̢̧̡̧̢̡̡̡̣̳̞͉͍̝̞̯̰͓̰͍̙̠͖̲̱͓̘̼͕̫̺̱̟͍̮̻̼̱̱͕̝̞̭̥̯̻̞͕̤͉̟̟̞̟͓̝̼͖͕͕̞̼͙̳͉̙̘͖̦͙̦̩̠̝̮̪̗͍̟̥͇̣̻̦̭̫̜͈͓̞̱̟̹̟̳̯̱̮̖̘̻̩̤̮̳̳̩̩͕̯̣̥̯̦̂̒͛͊̓̍͑͂͒͆̈́͒̊̐̓͐̋̈́̽̌̉̆̃́̈́̓̅̒͒̃͐͋̏͑̿̽̐̿̎̚͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅĀ̷̡̧̧̨̧̛̳͈̳̖̜̯̦͙͖͍̙͚̳͎͔̩͍̝̖̹̠̮͚̟̥͚̜̩͍̤͉̙͕͎̫̰̙͚̝̫̫̟͉͇̖̳͈͕̲̗̫͉̰̤͔͈̼̆͗͌͗̈́͑̊̈́̀͒͋̑̆̈́̊̈́̂́̉̑͌͗́̄̂̒̊̅̈̏̓̅͂͑̂͊̀̕͘͜͜͜͠͝ͅͅͅH̸̢̡̡̛͍̲̗͖̙̫̲̦̥̯̻̝̲̟̱̼̦̯̠̱̰͕̭̰̗̬̺͈̳̤͇͓͔̳̲̠̠̹̘͈̗̻̥̜̳͖̳̩͈̞̆̎̾̽̽̍̅̃̎̾̌͊͊́̉̓̉̃̑̔͆̒͗̈́̽̏̇̑͑̓̒̃̏͒̔͋͊̽̈́̑̎̚͘͘͜͜͜͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅ
 

Tetrachroma

"nEw UsEr"
DAWG CHECK OUT THIS HOMESKITTLE DUDE, LAD JUST PULLED A FULL WILLY. HAVEN'T SEEN MOVES LIKE THAT SINCE MY DAYS IN THE HOOKSWINGS YALL, UNREAL. CAN'T BELIEVE THIS DUDE, RAD LAD, PUMPING AND BREAKING A SOLID DAVY CROCKETT LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN GIVE ONE. MASSIVE FEAT OF A MOVE, BRO. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY.
 

Guifrog

Blue Frog | Avatar by Lenago
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