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ManicTherapsid

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Can we somehow train the Africanized killer bees to use the tactics of the Japanese honey bee against the Giant Asian hornets? Or could we crossbreed the two to create some sort of "fighter bee" to defeat them?
 

Kit H. Ruppell

Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
Can we somehow train the Africanized killer bees to use the tactics of the Japanese honey bee against the Giant Asian hornets? Or could we crossbreed the two to create some sort of "fighter bee" to defeat them?
Do you want kamikaze bees? Because *that's* how you get kamikaze bees!
 

Stray Cat Terry

테리 / 特里 / テリー
There are hordes of risks and dangers out there on the streets, where my daddy would take me for a walk or anything.

Since my daddy has tons of miseries going on around, it won't be a surprise if we meet one or two or even bunch of hunters against us. (I admit that my daddy's charm is beyond knowledge, those hunters have gone mad and are out of hand.) If my stance won't intimidate them enough to hold them off, I'll have to get prepared with any sort of self-defense tactics possible. Maybe one or two pocket knives? Or a taser? Knuckle bars?

Moreover, even if I manage to fend them off at first, and if they're still determined to take my daddy, wouldn't they gather some henchmen along? If so, what should I do to protect my daddy then? If the worst happens, I should have to go find another daddy or just stay stray or alone. Will I be able to stand such an outcome? Am I not strong enough to keep the relationship with my daddy?

Now I should start learning to handle pocket weapons and maybe learn some martial arts, and train my body. The not-so-peaceful streets are actually really dangerous.

After the shower, I told my concerns to my daddy, he said I'm cute.... Dang, I'm being serious!

Please tell me if I'm obessed with concerns... The police here aren't good enough, they will be able to reach the scene only after everything's done and cannot be undone. The best we can expect is that they aren't bribed by the enemies. I never trust our police, I am the only one who can defend ourselves...
 
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Kit H. Ruppell

Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
When a bird on the Elemental Plane of Air takes a shit, where does it land?
 

Mambi

Fun loving kitty cat
Has anyone ever considered that all pandas lately are born gay by nature and they don't WANT to mate with the opposite sex? You can't just lock a random male and female in the same place for months and assume that sex will occur...
 

redhusky

Emperor of Floof! King of the Rats and Spamlord!
Has anyone ever considered that all pandas lately are born gay by nature and they don't WANT to mate with the opposite sex? You can't just lock a male and female in the same place for months and assume that sex will occur...
Wouldn't that make them asexual? As in, no sex at all?
 

Mambi

Fun loving kitty cat
Wouldn't that make them asexual?

That depends...are they trying to have sex with other males or other females? If no, then yes, and if yes then no. <giggle> But from what I've seen, they throw a single male and a single female in the pen and that's it. Then they wonder why for months they haven't mated or shown any sexual interest in each other. Haven't they ever watched a lifetime movie with a "gay roommate platonic friend" ever?
 

Fallowfox

Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
I think female pandas only enter fertility for a few days a year.

They're probably examples of extreme 'k-strategists'.

It might also relate to their very nutrient poor diet; frivolous sex when a cub's survival is not guaranteed might mean a panda fails to reproduce at all, so it's better to wait until the time is right.
 

Punkedsolar

Never say never
I don't know - asexuality is a lack of sexual attraction. It doesn't mean you CAN'T have sex. Or don't. It means you've got little to no effective interest in it and would rather be eating icecream - or bamboo.

"Xing, I guess we have to if we want those adorable cubs."

"Okay, Chi, you're right. But backrubs after!"
 

Fallowfox

Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
I don't know - asexuality is a lack of sexual attraction. It doesn't mean you CAN'T have sex. Or don't. It means you've got little to no effective interest in it and would rather be eating icecream - or bamboo.

"Xing, I guess we have to if we want those adorable cubs."

"Okay, Chi, you're right. But backrubs after!"


Having sex....eating ice cream...


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Deleted member 134556

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Laughing until you cry is funny

Crying until you laugh is terrifying
 

TyraWadman

The Brutally Honest Man-Child
Realistically I know you'd burn up and die, but if you could somehow dig a hole from north to south and jump through, would you just stop in the middle because of gravity? Would you be floaty? Or just stuck until someone else pulled you out?
Hm.
 

Fallowfox

Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
Realistically I know you'd burn up and die, but if you could somehow dig a hole from north to south and jump through, would you just stop in the middle because of gravity? Would you be floaty? Or just stuck until someone else pulled you out?
Hm.

If drag from the air was neglected, you'd sale all the way through to the other side.

I believe this would also work with frictional tunnels that are off centre. I think that there's a proof that all journey times for such tunnels would be the same, no matter what the route was: 42 minutes.

Gravity train - Wikipedia
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
When i take showers i always end up thinking about how much work goes into pumping water out of the ground and heating it up just so i can stand there and get hit by warm water while i think about it
 

Punkedsolar

Never say never
When i take showers i always end up thinking about how much work goes into pumping water out of the ground and heating it up just so i can stand there and get hit by warm water while i think about it

I went to hot springs before the virus hit and it was so weird thinking that the water I was bathing in had been sitting in these warm pools for literally tens of thousands of years being slowly forced up to where they'd come out of a pipe and warm me up.
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
If thanos has magic rocks that could alter the whole universe at once couldn’t he just of made twice as many planets instead of killing people
 
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