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Shower thoughts

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
I need a shower wand. but would the wife approve or just kiss me and say no because of destructive kids?
 

Mambi

Fun loving kitty cat
If thanos has magic rocks that could alter the whole universe at once couldn’t he just of made twice as many planets instead of killing people

Sure, if he wanted to kill literally everyone in the cosmos. The orbits of the planets would be thrown so far off that it would result in chaos.
 

Fallowfox

Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
Sure, if he wanted to kill literally everyone in the cosmos. The orbits of the planets would be thrown so far off that it would result in chaos.

Other solutions include doubling the amount of food! ;D
 

ben909

sleepytime is hard
Other solutions include doubling the amount of food! ;D

or having the amount of energy needed for tasks


But then the avengers wouldn’t have anyone to avenge(also why they had to lose at the start)
 

Fallowfox

Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
or having the amount of energy needed for tasks


But then the avengers wouldn’t have anyone to avenge(also why they had to lose at the start)

I think requiring that energy isn't conserved would break the universe in some interesting ways.
 

Tetrachroma

"nEw UsEr"
Within 10 years we're gonna start seeing fursuits that don't have any eyeholes, but rather mounted VR headsets inside the heads that display a near-90° field of view. Think about it; the only data that needs to relay into the headset comes from 2 small cameras placed on the pupils.
 
M

ManicTherapsid

Guest
Do the pets in the Housepets universe bathe as regularly as humans? If they don't does King shower as often as he did when he was human since it's implied he probably doesn't lick himself?

Additionally, does he use dog shampoo or does he have a human soap he's decided to stick with?
 

Kit H. Ruppell

Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
Are "Summer of '69" and "Jukebox Hero" actually about the same person, but from different timelines?
 

Fallowfox

Are we moomin, or are we dancer?
Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.

Tall people can bend down, but short people can't bend up.

...but what would bending up looking like?

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ben909

sleepytime is hard
Should mini hot dogs be called hot puppys
 

Kit H. Ruppell

Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
The Doctor's reluctance to kill has caused far more death and destruction than it has prevented.
 

ben909

sleepytime is hard
This does not seem to fit the other posts, but did happen today in the shower


(My thoughts are fragmented because its how i think)
<with the attack helicopter joke> it someone on FA says they identify as an attack helicopter, is it meant to be a gender joke, or their species ... there are people with airplane characters
“Wonder if there is a transformer that was a helicopter...”

... “why am i still takeing a joke that was made to offend people seriously...”


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Minor context of why that joke is on my mind, inflammatory thread simulator

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Kit H. Ruppell

Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
Right now, there is someone, somewhere, who actually does identify as an attack helicopter. I just know it.
 

Mambi

Fun loving kitty cat
Right now, there is someone, somewhere, who actually does identify as an attack helicopter. I just know it.

If they try to insist on it seriously to troll, all I would ask them is what personality trait they feel is them in the copter. Then remind them that the copter is inanimate and has no personality and that's why their joke comparison falls flat and is stupid.

Scary thing is...I did meet someone who claimed it online. I'm like 95% certain they were trolling of course, but they were acting pretty sincere in the sense of "I refuse to accept trans people until they accept me as a chopper!" mentality, so clearly they were holding the "belief" out of spite and thought they were clever. They were not. <grin>
 

Kit H. Ruppell

Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
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