Shower thoughts

[ScaratheWolf]

Camping is being homeless for fun

 

[ScaratheWolf]

Are Oranges called Oranges because of the color Orange or is the color Orange called Orange because Oranges are Orange? (Ok a friend dared me to put this in here)

 

[Blushroom]

Alternate view: As they get aroused, the drop in blood pressure to their head would cause a "head rush" effect, similar to "autoerotic asphyxiation". Therefore, they get hard, get very dizzy and tingly as their blood drains, and they pass out while reflexively and uncontrollably orgasming, upon which the blood instantly returns to normal flow and saves their life.

A vicious cycle...they spend years trying to perfect.

So they are a step beyond the one pump chump.

 

[Mambi]

Are Oranges called Oranges because of the color Orange or is the color Orange called Orange because Oranges are Orange? (Ok a friend dared me to put this in here)

Because they are orange and the discoverer had no imagination at all. Orange you glad you asked that question now? <giggle>

 

[ScaratheWolf]

Because they are orange and the discoverer had no imagination at all. Orange you glad you asked that question now? <giggle>

thanks you got my head to start singing the song again

*Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, BANANA PHONE*

 

[ScaratheWolf]

What DOES a fox say?

 

[Zippy!]

What DOES a fox say?

They moan

 

[ScaratheWolf]

They moan

(Insert R rated comment here)

 

[Ash Sukea]

Alternate view: As they get aroused, the drop in blood pressure to their head would cause a "head rush" effect, similar to "autoerotic asphyxiation". Therefore, they get hard, get very dizzy and tingly as their blood drains, and they pass out while reflexively and uncontrollably orgasming, upon which the blood instantly returns to normal flow and saves their life.

A vicious cycle...they spend years trying to perfect.

And are hopefully able to satisfy their partner before that happens

 

[ScaratheWolf]

Im sorry and my bad mean the same thing...unless you are at a funeral

 

[Shyy]

Why do people say "dead ass" instead of "seriously" or something of that connotation?

 

[TyraWadman]

Why do people say "dead ass" instead of "seriously" or something of that connotation?

Get with the times, home slice!!!
(but really, I do think it's obnoxious to hear it irl)

 

[Fallowfox]

I have literally never heard of 'dead ass' before.

 

[ScaratheWolf]

Do wood chucks really chuck wood?

 

[ScaratheWolf]

ABC and Twinkle Twinkle have the same rhythm

 

[ScaratheWolf]

if you are the youngest in your family you will most likely be at everyone elses funeral

 

[ScaratheWolf]

you have to pretend to sleep to fall asleep

 

[ScaratheWolf]

its impossible to stand on stairs backwards

 

[Fallowfox]

Combo breaker.

 

[ScaratheWolf]

I can win the "When pigs fly" thing by pointing out that pork can be shipped on a plane XD (IK this is so morbid but I legit thought this in the shower this morning)

 

[Kit H. Ruppell]

Mind-body dualism led to some bizarre concepts. So many people simply refuse to accept that we're just meat.

 

[ben909]

is there a "plain" ice cream, without chocolate or vanilla?

 

[Fallowfox]

is there a "plain" ice cream, without chocolate or vanilla?

Yes, I think the brand 'Mackie's of Scotland' sells plain unflavoured ice cream, among other things.

 

[ScaratheWolf]

you and someone else may be reading this at the exact same time

 

[Fcomega121]

I thought of something yay!!

"If you had telekinesis, basically it would be worthless to use on any tactile technology, because tactile screens need of a small electric signal like the ones your fingers have

so you'd need either to use a pen/stylus or directly have electro/magnetokinesis as well"