Shower thoughts

[Nexus Cabler]

Your birthday is funny if you think of it this way.

During pregnancy you are basically living with your mom, and as time goes on you grow older and it reaches a point where she's had enough and is kicking you out of the house by giving birth.

 

[Faustus]

The date of Christmas was originally a Roman festival called Saturnalia. The early christian church actually tried to stamp it out, but everyone was having such a good time that they refused to give it up, so the church rebranded it to match their own dogma.

So, next time someone asks you if you know the true meaning of Christmas, tell them it's "If the pope can't destroy something, he'll pretend it was his idea all along."

...then give them a big box of 'Il Papa' brand condoms and a Vatican City Pride flag.

 

[Fallowfox]

Before moving to the US I hadn't been able to have a hot shower for 2 years.

 

[Faustus]

If a pastor eats antipasto, does he explode?

 

[Faustus]

If Elon Musk married Bill Gates, he’d be Elongated.

 

[TrixieFox]

Ironman is actually a girl
the periodic table of elements name/ scientific name for Iron is Fe
and the gender word for man is Male
therefore bringing Fe-Male

 

[TrixieFox]

male reindeer shed their antlers in November, so they don't have antlers in the winter. Females, however, don't. Therefore by the trial of facts... Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had antlers... therefore proving that they are female

 

[ben909]

male reindeer shed their antlers in November, so they don't have antlers in the winter. Females, however, don't. Therefore by the trial of facts... Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had antlers... therefore proving that they are female

this assumes no genes were damaged by what ever santa feeds them so they fly

 

[Amepix Will Win]

thought about why Scarlet and Violet didn't have Legends Arcues catching mechanics

 

[Fallowfox]

The water possum is a marsupial.

The male has a pouch.

He puts his genitals in it before he goes swimming.

There you go.

 

[Faustus]

The water possum is a marsupial.

The male has a pouch.

He puts his genitals in it before he goes swimming.

There you go.

So… a Pa-supial?

 

[Fallowfox]

On the subject of pouches, male wrinkle-faced bats have a face-mask they can deploy.

But it's not to fight covid. It's to gather disgusting sweaty smells from their scent glands, so that they can catapult them towards females in high doses. :}

 

[Mambi]

Does a skunk like their scent? As in, to them, is it just perfume?

 

[Nexus Cabler]

Being too lazy to go out and buy junk food is an example of two negatives creating a positive.

 

[Vanessa Howl]

More people should take baths.

Baths are great.

 

[Woozle]

Do cats lick their butts because it's tasty?

 

[Punji]

Imagine if people's hair stood straight up, stiff as a wire.

Everyone would be walking around lookin' like some kinda toilet brush.

 

[ssaannttoo]

It is better to come in the sink.. Than to sink in the come

 

[a sleepy kitty]

If a group of crows is called a "murder", then would a group of guys wearing crow fursuits be a "manslaughter"?

 

[metatherat]

Business idea: a furry petting zoo. With quadsuits.

 

[CreachureComforts]

Why is it called a shower when you usually don't want to show everyone...

 

[Faustus]

If a computer identifies as nonbinary, does that mean it's hexadecimal?

 

[ben909]

aperantly there were multi state computers that did not use base 2, but they were super sensitive to voltage changes