Simp for the User Above You!

[PC Master Race]

*Takes off my shirt, showing you that my entire body is covered with tattoos of you*

I'LL REJECT HUMANITY AND RETURN TO MONKE WITH YOU

 

[Golecko]

*Gives many shiny rocks to PC gamers for they are superior in every way* Console players be jelly

 

[PhoxSpark]

h-hey, do you want my rtx 3090? don't worry, it's free for you...

 

[Rimna]

H-hey, I learned how to play Romance de Amor just for you.... Pls notice me S-senpai... >///<

 

[PC Master Race]

H-hey, I learned how to play Romance de Amor just for you.... Pls notice me S-senpai... >///<

*chases after you screaming like this*

 

[PC Master Race]

I'LL REJECT HUMANITY AND RETURN TO MONKE WITH YOU

@Rimna I actually did draw my sona as a monkey(ish) before

 

[ssaannttoo]

Owo

*Nose bleeds*

 

[PhoxSpark]

o///o
H-hey, I l-like how well your nose bleeds...

*tries to catch a drop of blod*

 

[PC Master Race]

... I'm out of ideas on how to simp for THAT lol

 

[Rimna]

But I'm not.

Hey King, you dropped this:

*Gives you one bitcoin*

 

[PC Master Race]

You know, I have a thing for monkeys :3
Did I ever tell you I absolutely love the great apea in the dragon ball series ?
But you look even more handsome~

 

[RealLargeHeadMegaMind]

You use a PC???????
How much gigabytes of ram does this beast have?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Owo

I.. I wanna polish your head for you >~<

 

[PC Master Race]

Did anyone ever tell you your ears are really cute ? :3

 

[Rimna]

I I uh... don't know what a pc race is, but you... you can be my master >///<

 

[PC Master Race]

And I... uh... I'll be your white knight ! Yes ! I shall protect my monkey partner !
None shall get to you in this treacherous internet land, I swear on my virtual life and beyond !

 

[ssaannttoo]

So like.... Cuddles?

 

[PC Master Race]

So like.... Cuddles?

yis plz
I wanna snug those fluffy adorable long ears you have
and protect them, defend them, until my last virtual breath !

 

[ssaannttoo]

yis plz
I wanna snug those fluffy adorable long ears you have
and protect them, defend them, until my last virtual breath !

*Wiggles and wiggles them*

^w^

 

[PC Master Race]

so fluffy... must snug...

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hehe

*Gibs snugs*

 

[Rimna]

Hey, I see that you need a new rug.... *flops on the ground and spreads my limbs*

Here you go King.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Muh king kong. *Frenetically tips fedora*

 

[RealLargeHeadMegaMind]

Thats an expensive hat you got there...
What say we discuss the brand and price of the hat over a picnic near the river?

 

[ssaannttoo]

C-can I uh.. K-k-kiss your head >~<