Simp for the User Above You!

[Rimna]

*Tattoos your face on my face*

 

[ssaannttoo]

...

Wow

*Tatoos your butt on my butt*

 

[PhoxSpark]

I c-can "trash" all your old socks and buy you new ones for free...

 

[ssaannttoo]

OwO Thats kinda cool. but uh.. here *gibs money*

 

[Rimna]

H-here... my soul in a jar... and a voodoo doll of me... >///<

 

[PhoxSpark]

Now you lack a soul... But can have mine

*gives legal document about rights over my soul*

 

[Rimna]

I will buy your bath... like the whole bath, not just the water.

 

[ssaannttoo]

i can be your butt scratcher

 

[PhoxSpark]

i'll pay you if you let me do that to you!

 

[ssaannttoo]

How much we talking?

 

[PhoxSpark]

All I have!

*checks account*

2,25€!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Takes it, puts it in my underwear before giving it back*

 

[Yakamaru]

gives all his affection, love and half his income

 

[The-Courier]

I'll pay for your only fans

 

[Rimna]

Hey uh... As a courier I bet you run around a bit. Maybe if you're tired of doing that, I could carry you on my back

 

[Erix]

I-I’d do anything for you Rimna!

If you asked me to do your homework, I’d do it!

If you asked me to pay for anything you ever wanted, even if I’d go bankrupt, I’d do it!

If you asked me to jump off a cliff, I’d do it god dammit!

wait a second, would I really go that far?

...

YES I WOULD!

ANYTHING FOR YOU RIMNAAAAAAA

 

[ssaannttoo]

>~<

*Ties your shoes for you*

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Come here and I'll groom you the way cats do

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh my~

*Purrs*

 

[Nexus Cabler]

I'd scream randomly for you any time you wanted

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Oh my~

*Purrs*

*licks*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Slorbs*

 

[Chad Firepaws]

*drools*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Takes your drool samples*

 

[Chad Firepaws]

*constructs shrine*