Simp for the User Above You!

[ssaannttoo]

*Signs it*

 

[Chad Firepaws]

*giggles and takes picture*

 

[ssaannttoo]

 

[Lyrule]

It was super effective!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

They call me the vacuum cause I like to suck >:3

 

[ssaannttoo]

They call me the vacuum cause I like to suck >:3

OWO

>~<

 

[Rimna]

M-m'lady *tips fedora and touches you with my greasy cheetoh fingers*

 

[Erix]

*sees Rimna about to step in a mud puddle*

RIMNA! STOPPPPPP!

*I rush over and plant myself on the mud puddle*

Allow me to be your personal bridge! Wouldn’t want your perfect feet to get tainted now would we? @w@

 

[Chad Firepaws]

No no let ME be the bridge *wiggles underneath you*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I will keep chur head warm *Sits on your head*

 

[ConorHyena]

I will keep chur head warm *Sits on your head*

notice me daddy santo

 

[ssaannttoo]

notice me daddy santo

*Sits on your lap*

*Wiggles*
^w^

 

[Chad Firepaws]

No no sit on MY lap *yoinks onto lap*

 

[TyraWadman]

I leave the last Pringle in every can just because it reminds me of you! Please notice me chippy-chan!!!! TnT

 

[ben909]

*makes a cake and cookies with the emoji that you can have*

 

[Chad Firepaws]

I never drink water because I worry it might be you

 

[ssaannttoo]

I brush my fur so its nice and fluffy for u to pet

 

[Rimna]

You can use my face as a stepping ladder if you like. In fact, please do.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Uses my body as a towel to wash you after the shower*

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Use my body as a backscratcher

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Watches from a far off corner*

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Here I microwaved this burrito for you *hands you @Tacoshark *

 

[Rimna]

You can use all of my money for your DOM-inoes vists. *Gives you my entire savings*

 

[Chad Firepaws]

But I only want to order you

 

[ssaannttoo]

Id give chu mah poke food!