Simp for the User Above You!

[Chad Firepaws]

If I may quote Abraham Lincoln-log: "Hey there sexy lemme buy u a drank"

 

[ssaannttoo]

If I may quote Abraham Lincoln-log: "Hey there sexy lemme buy u a drank"

(my lord im dying xD)

you're so funny, can I have your children

 

[Chad Firepaws]

I've got lots of Dad jokes piled up and waiting!

 

[ssaannttoo]

I've got lots of Dad jokes piled up and waiting!

we'll both be old enough to be dads by the time you're done.

 

[Rimna]

Adopt me daddy uwu

 

[ssaannttoo]

With the amount we talk I think you're pretty much already adopted.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

let me be your ssiimmpp

 

[Rimna]

*buys a lifetime membership for DOM-ino's*

 

[Yakamaru]

*hands over all his worldly possessions* UwU

 

[ScaratheWolf]

*Offers to be a their personal body guard...for safety and...other reasons*

 

[Chad Firepaws]

I'll be your personal chef! I'll make pizza every day and serve you the finest wine! Which I most certainly won't lace with love-making drugs!

 

[ScaratheWolf]

Who cares if you lace it with drugs that make the mood...spicier? It would be one heck of a life XD

 

[ScaratheWolf]

Who cares if you lace it with drugs that make the mood...spicier? It would be one heck of a life XD

IT IS REALLY HARD TO KEEP THIS PG BTW!!!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

(PANICS, INSERTS R-RATED COMPLIMENT )

 

[Rimna]

Daddy! OwO

 

[ScaratheWolf]

*Points at a bunch of Bananas* if its not a stereotype you can have those

 

[ssaannttoo]

*comes in wearing a fire hydrant onsie*

OWO

 

[Rimna]

I'll buy your bathwater and your regular water too

 

[Erix]

*talking to a random stranger on the street*

You’re telling me you don’t know THE Rimna?! The most handsome, intelligent, and the absolute Chadest of the chad of monkeys?!

How dare you disrespect him with your foul ignorance! Your existence is a disgrace to humanity...

BEGONE THOT!

 

[Rimna]

I built a temple in your name, as a place of worship.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*unpeels all your bananas*

 

[Rimna]

I want to live in your shoes so I can be with you every step of the way.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Why hello there, aren't you just a cute little monke

 

[Baron Tredegar]

I offer my cuddles.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*takes dee, an give u moar*