Simp for the User Above You!

[PhoxSpark]

Wanna marry?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Yes, and uh.. can I have your kids please >~<

 

[PhoxSpark]

oh?! so fast... OF COURSE!!!

 

[Lyrule]

I don't know if I can go that fast, but I can treat you well.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Giggles*

Fast slow, uh.. My car >~<

 

[Lyrule]

Well, I do like car rides so I'm not complaining.

 

[PhoxSpark]

i can gift you my car then...

 

[Tacoshark]

I can give you whatever you want....that is.....if you want me >w<

 

[PhoxSpark]

I o-of course want youuuu >W<
I'll buy you a house!

 

[Lyrule]

I'd gladly make 1000 paper cranes and 1000 paper stars for you!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Uh.. well uh... making paper is uh.. fun.. but can we make babies? >~<

 

[Fcomega121]

O-of course!... c-can I be the mum for your cute kits? >~<

 

[Faustus]

*makes crackly crowd noises into cupped hands*
....aaaaaaaaa you so awesome.....

 

[PhoxSpark]

Can I get a feet pic?

 

[Faustus]

Can I get a feet pic?

Sure, they're up there, holding onto the stalactite.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Looks up, faints*

 

[Chad Firepaws]

* blushes * Come dominate me like you dominate the forums Senpai :3

 

[Rimna]

Oh my goodness, look at that - stairs! Why don't I lie down so you can use me as a ramp instead?

 

[Tacoshark]

I....I...>w<

*squirming*

I think you're cute

*runs away blushing*

 

[Jaredthefox92]

Scylla: I love fish tacos. I could just eat you up. :3

 

[Erix]

Holy hell, you’re as big as a skyscraper!

...~ //>w<//

I-if you ever need to stomp on someone because you’re frustrated or angry, I will gladly volunteer my love!

Just give me a time and place and I’ll be there <3

 

[Yakamaru]

*buys a high-grade gaming desktop and a Steam account with all the games he can get his hands on*

 

[Rimna]

H-hey uh... Do you need a s-sla... Uh I mean a maid? You don't need to pay me! Here, 200 euros if you let me wipe the floor with my shirt!

 

[PhoxSpark]

I'll drink the water on the shirt after you clean the floor... So you won't have to dry it...

 

[Lyrule]

Could I perhaps play a song on my piano for you?