So foxes are sluts?

[skyelar]

It's dying slowly. I imagine that it'll be dead by the end of the month.

It cannot die! If it dies, then... then the terrorists win. Yup.

 

[Rivers Bluetail]

The terrorists may take our forum, but they will never take our slutty foxes. Unfortunately :V

 

[Holtzmann]

The terrorists may take our forum, but they will never take our slutty foxes. Unfortunately :V

What do you mean, "unfortunately"? Where would we be without our constant source of blowjobs?! D:

 

[badlands]

this thread should be a sticky!

 

[Fallowfox]

We should all sign to make the foxslut a protected species.

Endangered even. So threatened that the government has to round them up and send them to breeding camps.

 

[Holtzmann]

As if they needed any incentive to breed. :V

 

[Fallowfox]

As if they needed any incentive to breed. :V

They observe safe sex, like the Panda and the Blue Whale.

 

[Holtzmann]

They observe safe sex, like the Panda and the Blue Whale.

Are you crazy? Have you seen blue whales gettin' it on? There isn't a big enough condom in the planet for those hyper-maniacs! D:

 

[Rivers Bluetail]

They have to be specially imported from a factory in Germany, specifically designed for whale cock.

 

[BRN]

Are you crazy? Have you seen blue whales gettin' it on? There isn't a big enough condom in the planet for those hyper-maniacs! D:

Pretty sure the fox would be happy to be a condom.

 

[Joey]

I'm a Ring Tailed Lemur now, Thanks.

(I'm not joking)

 

[Holtzmann]

Well, then clearly you still need to change your username to Sylvester Ring Tailed Lemur. Until then, to the slut preserve with you!

 

[Rivers Bluetail]

Please note that not being a fox doesn't mean you're not a slut. All furries are sluts, foxes are just the worst.

 

[Mentova]

guys I am really drunk after watching the superbowl so I will give 1 (one) blowjob to everyone who asks!

 

[Percy]

guys I am really drunk after watching the superbowl so I will give 1 (one) blowjob to everyone who asks!

And there you have it! Definitive proof that all foxes, even those named Mentova, are sluts.

 

[Mentova]

And there you have it! Definitive proof that all foxes, even those named Mentova, are sluts.

I'm not hot enough to be a slut

 

[Percy]

I'm not hot enough to be a slut

Mentova, you're the hottest fox on FAF, don't deny it.

 

[Mentova]

Mentova, you're the hottest fox on FAF, don't deny it.

you do not know what I look like IRL!

 

[Fox_720B]

Please note that not being a fox doesn't mean you're not a slut. All furries are sluts, foxes are just the worst.

Now cum on, I only gave 3 blowjobs today and one of them wasn't even enjoyable. :/ This is hardly a fair accusation :V

 

[Percy]

Now cum on, I only gave 3 blowjobs today and one of them wasn't even enjoyable. :/ This is hardly a fair accusation :V

Only 3 blowjobs? Slacker. Get blowing, you slut. :V

 

[Butters Shikkon]

you do not know what I look like IRL!

Oh...we don't all look like our avatars? >.> My god. You people could be hideous.

 

[Symlus]

Oh...we don't all look like our avatars? >.> My god. You people could be hideous.

To mice and mugshots!

 

[Holtzmann]

Wait, wait! Does drunken sluttiness count? If so, then we absolutely must nominate skunks for the slut league! Sure, they aren't quite as popular now as they were in the late 90's and early 00's, but that is a crowd that always held their tails high!

 

[Batty Krueger]

I saw a ring tailed lemur at FC Sylvester. Crazy little fucker.
http://imageshack.us/a/img255/8157/20130118232831.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img90/1157/20130118232830.jpg

 

[Toshabi]

I saw a ring tailed lemur at FC Sylvester. Crazy little fucker.
http://imageshack.us/a/img255/8157/20130118232831.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img90/1157/20130118232830.jpg

Wtf does this have to do with this thread?