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So foxes are sluts?

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-={Dracimonde}=-

Lord of Darkness
Not to mention how all other furries (including the above) suck compared to wolverines, because they're bawz.[/COLOR]

I know there's some kind of joke I can make out of this ... BUT I CAN'T THINK OF ANY!!!

Uncover yourself, slut!

I don't think that'd be such a good idea, if you know what I mean ;)

I have a question:

Is the fox-sluttiness only in red/urban foxes?

Nope. Ever wonder why Arctic foxes are so white? Their species has a long history of being covered in naughty substances, so eventually their fur just permanently turned white :V
 
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Car Fox

Formally "Torsion Beam"
Oh really? I though it was because the "snow" on the ground colored their fur because they rolled around in it. :V
 

-={Dracimonde}=-

Lord of Darkness
Oh really? I though it was because the "snow" on the ground colored their fur because they rolled around in it. :V

Nah, that's just what people say to make them sound more innocent :V
 

PsychicOtter

Otter Missionary
LIES!!!!!!

Ok, lets stop with the all caps raging.

OK deal. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Everyone is jealous because they don't have what it takes to be an otter (and no, sluttiness is not "what it takes"). :V
 
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Car Fox

Formally "Torsion Beam"
It's simply too late for me to be an otter anyway. I've alas, sided with the owl clan. Sorry.

*Spreads wings and flies off*
 

Butters Shikkon

Patron Saint of Queers
There's still time! Don't make a decision you could regret for the rest of your life!

Avians are the truest innocents of the fandom. Stop trying to recruit him to your wicked cause!! :v
 

PsychicOtter

Otter Missionary
Avians are the truest innocents of the fandom. Stop trying to recruit him to your wicked cause!! :v
I'm only trying to convince him to switch to the best species as part of my now not-so-secret plan to peacefully convert the entire fandom to otters...How is that wicked? :V
 
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Butters Shikkon

Patron Saint of Queers
I'm only trying to convince him to switch to the best species as part of my now not-so-secret plan to peacefully convert the entire fandom to otters...How is that wicked? :V

Cuz not all of us have spines that bendy. :C
 

PsychicOtter

Otter Missionary
A Fuzz is so pure and sinewy, he couldn't possibly be affected by your deceptive and delicious otter pops.
That's what I want you to think. Little do you know, the plan is already in motion. :V
And this has nothing to do with your so-called "otter pops."
 

-={Dracimonde}=-

Lord of Darkness
Probably a stupid question but, is there a particular reason why otters are considered sluts?
 
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