A rumbling shakes your home, and you stand up, just in time to be knocked to your feet by a thunderous roaring crash. You get up to investigate and run outside. A crater where your front porch used to be stops you in your tracks. As the dust and smoke clears, the Tiangong-1 Chinese space station is revealed, a little worse for wear given that it just crashed into the earth's atmosphere, unfortunately annihilating your front porch. You hear a metallic hissing sound and the hatch opens. Out steps two aliens!
Shocked, you step forward, trying to be non-threatening. You raise a hand in a symbol of peaceful greeting when the aliens stop you and say, "We have something for you." Cause you know, aliens speak english and stuff that's how they work. Anyway, you take a slim piece of paper in your hands and look at it. The letter says the following,
Thank you for participating in the Sims - Earthling Addition. But your game has been discontinued.
"IT's HAPPENING!" You scream as your skin swells and bursts into a million ants.
You wake up in a sweat; the room feels far too hot. That's when you realized you've been zipped into a cute, cozy, pair of MLP Pinkie Pie Pajamas. Snarling and hissing, you tear them off, but as you look in the mirror...you notice that your white fur is now...bright pink!
A little gecko climbed into your house through an open window and has been trying to sell you car insurance for about three hours now. He will not leave. He just wants to help you save 16% or more on car insurance. You are so tired.