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Sparkledogs with emo cutter scars?

CrazyLee

Biggest buttplug ever
I thought I had seen everything, but what's a sparkledog?
 

mrhippieguy

"Tell my wife I said 'Hello'"
It's a sparklemower. MAKEUP FOR YOUR LAWN. GIRLYMAN.
"NOW YOU CAN HAVE THE GAYEST LAWN IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!
SPARKLEMOWER!
Now with 5502% more rainbow and 8756% more sparkles!
"

Poetry, right there.

Also, the topic of this thread is completely unclear. Emo sparkledogs, okay. Now what? Sparklemower?
 

south syde dobe

4th Elite General
It's a sparklemower. MAKEUP FOR YOUR LAWN. GIRLYMAN.

Lol what? makeup for the lawn...ok now I done heard everything :V
Also your a cat now, aww I still miss when you was an otter, you made me laugh
and those fangs in your vagina still scared the piss out of me.
 

Willow

FAF's #1 Terrorist
I thought I had seen everything, but what's a sparkledog?
Magical dogs with fur, piss, and blood the color of rainbows

Ohh, and their blood has glitter in it and smells of flowers and cupcakes and happiness
 

Laser Jesus

New Member
So, it's basically the canine version of a Twilight vampire...?
Or well, maybe a bit worse?
 

FuyumiAya

The butler did it.
the problem is.. if they won't go near a vacuum cleaner, what makes you think they'll get near a freakin' lawnmower?!
 

Vriska

Spider 8itch
Fact: They bleed sparkles and edwurd cullinz.
Another Fact: They have scars in the shape of a smiley face.
 

south syde dobe

4th Elite General

south syde dobe

4th Elite General
be careful, she's incredibly vicious and will deny EVERYTHING

Denying it won't stop me *revs a chainsaw* This shit is about to get bloody as hell so I recommend you stay back >:3
 

south syde dobe

4th Elite General

south syde dobe

4th Elite General

FuyumiAya

The butler did it.
true.. so let it all be on the "down-low" \o/

(Also, we need tog et back on topic or else the thread would be removed)
 

south syde dobe

4th Elite General
true.. so let it all be on the "down-low" \o/

(Also, we need tog et back on topic or else the thread would be removed)

Right...Sparkledogs cut themselves with weedwhackers too but then again, they'd have to figure out how
to cut the damn thing on xD
 

south syde dobe

4th Elite General
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