For three months I thought you were a woman.
My husband this my husband that.
Fu (not literally tho)
Straight Male Furs
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For three months I thought you were a woman.
My husband this my husband that.
Fu (not literally tho)
Batty Krueger
DJ Nailbunny
O bby.
Batty Krueger
DJ Nailbunny
I like penis and penis accessories, I tell ya whut.
Chuchi
Where'd the time go?
I'm not sure why but I thought this was really funny. I actually laughed out loud.
I think it has to do with having seen your picture and just applying that expression to realizing Batty was homosex.
I'm a bisexual woman who is a womanizing misogynist.
So, pretty close to straight male, right?
:V
JUST JOKING.
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nanakiwolf13
Member
Sometimes I wonder if sexual perversion is like racism.
I mean, the world didn't really know how bad racism was until Nazi Germany happened. After that, people kind of realized that we shouldn't treat people differently based on their race because genocide is the ultimate expression of racial prejudice.
Similarly, I wonder if sexual perversion (whether it's homosexuality, furries, adult babies, BDSM) is going to lead to some kind of similar scenario as what happened in Nazi Germany.
It starts with allowing men to sodomize each other. Then it turns into a thing where men want to "marry" each other. And all that opens the door to furries, and sex with animals... I made a thread about this, but the mass media has actually begun to promote sex with animals in some parts of the world.
And if you consider the transgender stuff... men want to dress up like women and go about their life as if nothing is out of the ordinary. And you have furries wanting to dress up like sexualized animals and stuff.
And, with the exception of sex with animals, it all seems so harmless. So what if people want to sodomize the same sex, or dress up like giant furry animals and fuck with each other.
But it's just that it keeps always going one step further. What happens when BDSM practitioners decide that they should be able to wear their gear out in public and act like masters/slaves in like restaurants and movie theaters and stuff?
What happens when BDSM people decide that they want to give the contracts they make with each other (google "BDSM contract") some kind of force of law, and it gets promoted as an "equality" issue?
When you surround people with BDSM on a daily basis, what's to stop people from saying "hey, I don't want to pay to send criminals to prison anymore. Let's just sentence them to be slaves of people who are into BDSM to save money on incarceration."
Don't get me wrong. I totally get off to furries and furries with huge dicks and having an enormous wolf cock up my ass for sure. But you people don't understand, there's actually people out there who get off to even sicker shit than being a furry or a homosexual or having sex slaves.
There are people in the world who would literally jack off to watching others being tortured, dismembered, dying...
Legalizing same-sex sodomy wasn't even the first step in the whole sexual perversion movement. I think it all started when they decided that "Elvis" could go on TV while shaking his hips all sexually suggestively.
The problem is when you take sex out of marriage, you get all this other bullshit. And, at the end of the day, being a pervert isn't going to make you happy.
I think that all this sexual perversion stuff is going to have the same result that racism had in Nazi Germay, but instead of just murdering everyone, I think it will focus more around raping and torturing everyone. Like, if you're against the state, it will be like in that book 1984, except that the people torturing you will also get off on it sexually.
In the future, I think people will look back on America and Europe and say "wow, they really fucked up by encouraging gays and furries and tentacles and all the other perverted shit they did over there".
But, I mean, even though it's wrong to be a sexual pervert... it's fun though.
I mean, imagine if you just had *permission* to be racist. Imagine that you're allowed to be racist, and that you're the correct race, and you get to use people of another race to your advantage. Wouldn't it be fun to be a slave owner? Admit it, you would love it. The inferior races would do all the work for you, and you'd get the pleasure of living easy. But we know that's wrong (because we saw what happened in Nazi Germany) so we don't allow it.
We haven't seen the consequences of sexual perversion, because it hasn't been allowed in thousands of years... like since before the fucking bible was written. And, humans learned very quickly that sexual perversion leads to disaster.
But we've forgotten that. It's fun to be a pervert. But this homosexuality and all the fetishism that is going on right now, and all the BDSM and diaper furs and all that shit, will be the absolute undoing of western civilization.
So, the correct answer is to live it up and be the biggest pervert you can be, since you can't stop it. Push the absolute sickest shit you can on everyone. I would *highly* recommend that you go find some snuff films and force yourself to jack off to it.
All I can say is, I'm done just promoting small-time shit like furry porn.
I hereby declare that I truly and wholly support the sickest perverted shit that exists in the universe. In addition to believing in after-birth abortion, I also call for lawbreakers to be sentenced into actual slavery (sex slavery permitted), and I think that people who break even more serious laws should be taken to a place where they are raped, tortured and eventually killed, and this should be televised for everyone to jack off to.
mcjoel
Pepmurrmint Fox
This plus the mmountain of stupid after it dude you are seriously the most obvious troll or the amalgamation of all the perversion of the fandom manifested into sentient being.
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nanakiwolf13
Member
All you ever do is write one-sentence posts. So what if the things I say are stupid? At least I contribute to the content on the forum.
nanakiwolf13
Member
I'm COO COO FOR COCOA PUFFS! FLIBBIDY FLOBBIDY FLOOPY DONKEY DICK!
Batty Krueger
DJ Nailbunny
Omg your is having vagina?! My hopes and dreams are rueened!
Filter
ɹǝʇlᴉℲ
Straight guy here. My sexuality is probably the least remarkable thing about me, but there you go.
I've thought about doing that. Bringing one of my female characters "to life" in costume might be fun, if somewhat of a challenge.
That being said, my first suit will probably be a furry version of me. It should be easier to do as a partial as I'm already male.
lol
I've thought about doing that. Bringing one of my female characters "to life" in costume might be fun, if somewhat of a challenge.
That being said, my first suit will probably be a furry version of me. It should be easier to do as a partial as I'm already male.
lol
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MyLittleFnordy
New Member
Dude, straight...Fursona, not so much. People say it's complicated....it isn't.
Schwimmwagen
Well-Known Member
I swear I ain't gay, I just know how to appreciate a good cock whenever I see one and I can see why people like it up the ass sometimes, know what im saying? no homo yo
Ozriel
Inglorious Bastard
Just because you can type a wall-of-text, does not mean that it is a sign or semblance of intelligence. That means you can ramble on in one long "incredibly-unbroken-sentence-moving-from-topic-to-topic-so-that-no-one-has-a-chance-to-interrupt-it-was-really-quite-hypnotic".
I'll have to give you a "D". See me after class.
:V
But to get back on topic, there are straight furs that feel that they are entitled to have a partner because they feel that they are a rare commodity in the fandom. Which is where the creeper bit comes from.
However, the creeps tend to be the most socially inept people who lack any social graces when it comes to speaking to a person.
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SolDirix
Pixel fuzz
Yeah I wish those people will just stop
.But... this is a fandom after all, there's bound to be creepers in it
.Personally, I don't really think they are as rare as they think they are. A rare straight male feral fur? Now THATS rare ;3 don't mean to brag. It's true.
Vær
Mr. Prickles
I am not a Straight male fur so I haven't really thought about contributing to this thread but it has had me thinking. I don't believe the Straight Male Furry is that rare at all. I've met a lot who identify as straight. The thing that I personally believe that throws the Straight:Non-Straight ratio out the window is the observation that many Furs seem to be a little shy of being panromantic. Straight males may not want anything more than hugs and cuddles with other males and outside of that they still prefer females when actively seeking relationships.
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M
Montez
Guest
We exist, but all too often end up looking outside the fandom for a partner
Abjorn
Viking-Bear: see D-bag
Somewhat true. Didn't think my wife was into furries when I met her, but as it turned out she was really into Anubis and Bast. Sorta helped us to connect early on.
craftyfox92
I dont trust trout or salmon
ive always though to myself there was a lot more homosexual men in the furry community than straight men, not that thats a problem in any way. hmm the more you learn
Abjorn
Viking-Bear: see D-bag
hmm the more you learn
And knowing is half the battle! GI JOE!!!!!
Alright, I'll shut up now.