Super gay letter in the mail

[Monak]

I applied for citizenship to Australia as soon as I turned 18 and now that I have a fiancee and a semi put together life they approve me. That is so not fair , when I wanted to get out and just leave this life behind they say no , but now that I have a life they say yes. Has anyone else ever gotten good news way too late?

 

[Tycho]

When news of my grandmother dying reaches me it will have been far too late. Does that count?


(DIE YOU BITCH DIE DIE DIE DIE)

 

[Monak]

When news of my grandmother dying reaches me it will have been far too late. Does that count?


(DIE YOU BITCH DIE DIE DIE DIE)

I take it you don't like her................

 

[Tycho]

I take it you don't like her................

She's a real piece of work.

Anyways, back on subject... It's happened many times before to me, though I can't recall any specific incidents - my mind tends to try to kill and bury those kinds of psychological wounds.

 

[FrisbeeRolf]

Yes. Just today I got the fortune cookie that says "You will soon visit sunny shores soon", the day after I come back from my beach vacation.

 

[Takun]

The letter contained naked d00ds? Why don't I ever get awesome mail like this?

 

[Monak]

The letter contained naked d00ds? Why don't I ever get awesome mail like this?

Yeah but I put um through my mail shredder

 

[LiesAreForever]

Yeah but I put um through my mail shredder

What, get a bunch of naked dudes in a letter and you don't do anything with 'em?

What a waste. ^.~

~Raine

 

[Nylak]

I got my acceptance letter to the university I originally wanted to go to after I already paid my enrollment fees and registered for classes at my second choice. XD

Turned out well, though. >>; No disappointments.

 

[Magikian]

God... I thought something was going on in this thread... Damn...

Anyway, I hate irony like that.. it must suck pretty bad.

 

[Monak]

You've got super gay male!

<_<

I AM COMPLETELY SHOCKED!

 

[oOoMidnightWolfieoOo]

i opened a fortune cookie about a year ago right before i was about to leave to go buy a pet dog and the cookie said "to relieve your stress, get a cat"