The Gamer Dog
Woo I have a For Glory Scrub who sucked ass at Ness, now he is trying to copy me as Villager and I'm kicking his ass more because he doesn't know what to fuck he is doing. He is the run away kind who goes from one side of the stage to the other instead of using the shield button or even rolling. He throws out smash attacks like crazy, he is just terrible and I hate the fact he is trying to copy me. He plants trees like crazy and I pocket them every damn time. Like dude? DO YOU LEARN!?! I will kick his ass until he leaves, Don't. Copy. Me.