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Astus

Well Known Foxxo
If the plural of goose is geese, does that mean the plural of door is deer? o_O

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Ohhh there's one now O.O shhhh you don't want to scare it away
 

Old Fashioned

Sometimes Active Member
Lettuce, a tomato, and a garden hose decided to have a race, how do you think it turned out? The lettuce was a head, the tomato was trying to ketchup, and the hose was running.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Louie: How many foxes does it take, to make a fur coat?

Eddie: I dunno, how many?

Louie: None! Foxes don't know how to sew.
 

Astus

Well Known Foxxo

Br3a

Mother of the Forest
There were 3 suspicious looking ducks in a pond as a cop drove by. The cop pulls over and begins to interview each duck.
Cop: What are you doing in that pond?
Duck #1: Blowing Bubbles
Cop: What were you doing in that pond?
Duck #2: Blowing Bubbles
Cop: Let me guess you were blowing bubbles too?
Duck #3: No I am Bubbles!
 

Br3a

Mother of the Forest
3 men are walking down the road 1 called shit 1called fuckoff and 1 called manners, shit falls over and manners starts to pick him up fuckoff just carries on walking and bumps into a police officer, the police officer says "whats your name boy" and fuckoff replies with "FuckOff" the police man says "wheres your manners boy"
so fuckoff says "round the corner picking up shit."
 

DarkoKavinsky

ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
Life.
 

DarkoKavinsky

ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
Two men walk into a bar.

The third one ducks.
 
M

Massan Otter

Guest
What's the difference between a duck?


One of its legs is both the same.
 
J

Junkerfox

Guest
Whats the difference between someone accused of witchcraft and a 2x4.
Wood doesnt scream when you light it on fire
 
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