Tell a bad joke

[Magnavox]

You know what to do, but Justin Case I'll give an example:

(This is what I think about at work)

What do you call a fruit that can't commit to a long term relationship?
A Cantaloupe!

 

[Rystren]

Two antennas meet on a roof. They fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, BUT THE RECEPTION WAS INCREDIBLE!

 

[Magnavox]

Two antennas meet on a roof. They fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, BUT THE RECEPTION WAS INCREDIBLE!

You stole that from Aron!

REPORTED!!!!1!!!

 

[Rystren]

You stole that from Aron!

REPORTED!!!!1!!!

XD I'm glad you got the reference. But remember. they were reading from a list of terrible ones.

 

[Astus]

If the plural of goose is geese, does that mean the plural of door is deer?

Ohhh there's one now O.O shhhh you don't want to scare it away

 

[Old Fashioned]

Lettuce, a tomato, and a garden hose decided to have a race, how do you think it turned out? The lettuce was a head, the tomato was trying to ketchup, and the hose was running.

 

[Simo]

Louie: How many foxes does it take, to make a fur coat?

Eddie: I dunno, how many?

Louie: None! Foxes don't know how to sew.

 

[DashRaccoon]

Louie: How many foxes does it take, to make a fur coat?

Eddie: I dunno, how many?

Louie: None! Foxes don't know how to sew.

Have you heard the skunk joke?

 

[DashRaccoon]

You probably wouldn’t want to, it really stinks

*covers snoot*

 

[GarthTheWereWolf]

What type of bees produce milk rather than honey?

Boobies

 

[Mikazuki Marazhu]

Traps are gay

It's a joke.. look at the camera

 

[Crimcyan]

Tell a bad joke?

My life

 

[Astus]

Tell a bad joke?

My life

But that's a good joke :v

 

[Deleted member 82554]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Spoiler

A walk.

 

[Latur Husky]

I always thoght that only Titanic jokes goes down well. After reading this topic I'm quite impressed.

 

[Darklu91]

How do you make holy water?

Spoiler

You boil the hell out of it.

 

[Zehlua]

What do you call a giant Irish lizard who lives in your bathroom?

Commode O'Dragon.

 

[pupsicle-c]

✧・Why was the math-book always scared?

Because he had a lot of problems !!

 

[Br3a]

There were 3 suspicious looking ducks in a pond as a cop drove by. The cop pulls over and begins to interview each duck.
Cop: What are you doing in that pond?
Duck #1: Blowing Bubbles
Cop: What were you doing in that pond?
Duck #2: Blowing Bubbles
Cop: Let me guess you were blowing bubbles too?
Duck #3: No I am Bubbles!

 

[Br3a]

3 men are walking down the road 1 called shit 1called fuckoff and 1 called manners, shit falls over and manners starts to pick him up fuckoff just carries on walking and bumps into a police officer, the police officer says "whats your name boy" and fuckoff replies with "FuckOff" the police man says "wheres your manners boy"
so fuckoff says "round the corner picking up shit."

 

[Br3a]

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

 

[DarkoKavinsky]

Life.

 

[DarkoKavinsky]

Two men walk into a bar.

The third one ducks.

 

[Massan Otter]

What's the difference between a duck?


One of its legs is both the same.

 

[Junkerfox]

Whats the difference between someone accused of witchcraft and a 2x4.
Wood doesnt scream when you light it on fire