Tell a bad joke

[Koriekraiz13]

A toothless termite walks into a bar, he asks
"Is the bar tender here?

 

[Fallowfox]

What do you call a woman with 1 leg?

Ilean.

 

[Koriekraiz13]

What are Mario's trousers made of?


Denim denim denim

 

[Wabbajax]

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Spoiler

Tooth Hurty
2:30

 

[blue sky love]

What's a bdsm fetishist's favorite soft drink?

Choke-a-Cola

 

[asthmacat]

kevin comes home from a long day of work, so excited to see his girlfriend, mary. he was so tired and just wanted to cuddle up and watch a movie and grub. in fact, he was planning something big to propose to mary soon! when he got home to his surprise, he saw his best friend joe with mary. gasp! joe was caught making out with mary! what could kevin do now? he charges at joe, kevin shoves him back into a glass table. a shard of glass punctures his left eye and he’s screaming and writhing in pain while holding his bleeding eye. mary is screaming and crying, asking what she could do to help and kevin is in shock at the whole situation. joe says he needs to go to the hospital right now so kevin starts his car and takes him with mary. after a long surgery of an eye removal, joe was okay. he had a big cotton ball in the socket because the wound was still fresh. kevin was distraught and confused. how could mary do this? the only thing he did know was that if it wasn’t for cotten-eyed joe he would have been married a long time ago

 

[Keefur]

I was at a con a few weeks ago. I overhear a Furry complaining that he had too much blood in his alcohol system.

 

[blue sky love]

...if it wasn’t for cotten-eyed joe he would have been married a long time ago

But where did he come from and where did he go????

 

[Koriekraiz13]

Dad I'm hungry

Hi hungry I'm dad

Dad it's been 4 days quit it

 

[blue sky love]

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because Peter Griffin touched himself at night.

 

[Keefur]

Did you hear the story about the straight fox?
Aren't you a little old to listen to fairy tales?

 

[Niru the Husky]

Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?

Spoiler: ANSWER

Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!

 

[Koriekraiz13]

If you feel like running around naked spray windowleen on your self


It prevents streaking

 

[Guifrog]

What is a werewolf that can't think outside the box?
@Some Moron

 

[Some Moron]

What is a werewolf that can't think outside the box?
@Some Moron

Ha, you don't even need the first line, I am a bad joke.

 

[Koriekraiz13]

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

My ex-wife still misses me.
BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

 

[A Minty cheetah]

*knock knock*

"Who's there?"

"Doorbell repair man"

 

[Koriekraiz13]

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food, and I eat it.

 

[A Minty cheetah]

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food, and I eat it.

That is the daddest of all dad jokes!

 

[Keefur]

That is the daddest of all dad jokes!

These are supposed to be bad jokes. lol

Q: Why is it best to be the lead dog on the sled?

A: If you aren't the lead dog, the view never changes.

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food, and I eat it.

That's not a joke.
That's just my diet.

U-unless you're saying my diet is a joke! *sad furry noises*

 

[Tazmo]

@Some Moron

 

[Koriekraiz13]

One day I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle!
So then I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle! so I bought a lead whistle, but it steel wooden lead me whistle!

 

[Keefur]

Why do I, Keefur, never go awoo?

Because then I would have have to change my fursona to Awoo Kee (a wookie).