Tell a bad joke

[the sleepiest kitty]

A monkey walks into a bar and then the bartender calls animal control.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Why did the button see a therapist?

Cause it was de-pressed

 

[ssaannttoo]

our mom

 

[Xitheon]

Why shouldn't you let a rottweiler have puppies with a different breed of dog?

Because you shouldn't make a rottweiler cross.

(sorry.)

 

[a sleepy kitty]

What do you call a cross between a shih'tzu and a bulldog?

A bullshit

 

[ssaannttoo]

My grades uwu

 

[a sleepy kitty]

What do you call a blind dwarf with gout?

What ever his name is.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

My grades uwu

If you add up the grades of the entire class, it equals 100! As for everybody! (This was in math class)

 

[GarthTheWereWolf]

Why did the dinosaurs outlive the dragons?

Spoiler

Because dinosaurs didn't smoke

 

[Frank Gulotta]

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

There's no Lamborghini in my garage

 

[ssaannttoo]

If you add up the grades of the entire class, it equals 100! As for everybody! (This was in math class)

Oooooof

 

[a sleepy kitty]

What do you call the fur reading this joke?

A cutie pie. ♡

 

[Baron Tredegar]

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt.

"A beer please, and one for the road"

 

[ssaannttoo]

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt.

"A beer please, and one for the road"

this... this sparks joy.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You know I don’t like butt

*funny joke*

 

[Xitheon]

Benedict Cumberbatch and Benedict Wong are talking. Benedict Cumberbatch says "We have the same name." And Benedict Wong looks at him and says "Well, you're not Wong..."

 

[Foxridley]

Two actors are rehearsing a play, in which they wear a tandem costume portraying a horse named Frank. When it comes time for the play, one of the actors is out sick. The understudy goes up to the other actor, a look of apprehension on his face, and says, “I’m going to be Frank with you.”

 

[Faustus]

Two carrots are running down the street. One turns to the other and says "Where do you live?" The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing!"

 

[Foxridley]

Did you hear about the failed strike at the Viagra factory? None of them could stand up for more than four hours.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Your grades....

 

[Chad Firepaws]

my art

 

[Shyy]

Hear the joke about the guy that got hit by a steamroller? He was a little flat, afterwards...

 

[a sleepy kitty]

What do you call a deaf guy with no arms, a pegleg, and a hunched back?


What ever his name is.

 

[Xitheon]

What do you call a deaf guy with no arms, a pegleg, and a hunched back?


What ever his name is.

That's polite.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

the steaks are high