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Joy Boi
our mom


Why shouldn't you let a rottweiler have puppies with a different breed of dog?

Because you shouldn't make a rottweiler cross.



Captious Lycanthrope of Forum Legend
Why did the dinosaurs outlive the dragons?

Because dinosaurs didn't smoke


Frank Gulotta

Send us your floppy
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

There's no Lamborghini in my garage

Baron Tredegar

Master of Forgotten Lore
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt.

"A beer please, and one for the road"


Joy Boi
You know I don’t like butt

*funny joke*


A fox named Ridley
Two actors are rehearsing a play, in which they wear a tandem costume portraying a horse named Frank. When it comes time for the play, one of the actors is out sick. The understudy goes up to the other actor, a look of apprehension on his face, and says, “I’m going to be Frank with you.”


Well-Known Member
Two carrots are running down the street. One turns to the other and says "Where do you live?" The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing!"


slightly confused, mostly fun loving Protogen
Hear the joke about the guy that got hit by a steamroller? He was a little flat, afterwards...
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