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Xitheon

The cat's mother.
I got into an argument about speech impediments with an eminent professor of this subject but he kept pulling wank on me.
 

Foxridley

A fox named Ridley
I once took a trip from Illinois to Kansas. Halfway through, I got a flat tire. When I got out to get the spare, it started to rain. Then I slipped and cut my hand. I really was in Missouri.
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
Ozzy Osbourne's fans became concerned when he fell unconscious halfway through a spirited rendition of 'Crazy Train'.

It's ok, though. He'd just rocked himself to sleep.
 

Foxridley

A fox named Ridley
Julius Caesar and Brutus stop by a vending machine. Julius turns and asks, “A-2, Brute?”
Brutus responds, “Yep, same as always.”
 

Faustus

Well-Known Member
You know they're not going to make sausages any longer?

Apparently 12 inches should be enough for anybody.
 

beanie the sleepy kitty

a cat who loves naps!
Guys help, my house is haunted. The ghost likes to randomly take over my body an he h if xhhxhtjdjmomwaahhelphelp oh mobgfbhelpwwAMWAHAHAHA GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!! R as gsggj oh no, he did it again!!! Help me!!!!
 
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