Tell a bad joke
- Thread starter Magnavox
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Deleted member 111470
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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow
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BahgDaddy
Guest
My gender is now apache attack helicopter, and you use the pronouns Vroom, Shwoosh, and some form of propellor blade noise to refer to me. Thank you.
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Deleted member 82554
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Is your refrigerator running?
Yes.
Well, you better go catch it!
Yes.
Well, you better go catch it!
Kit H. Ruppell
Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
What’s the difference between chickpeas and Garbanzo beans?
You don’t pay $50 to have a Garbanzo bean on your face.
You don’t pay $50 to have a Garbanzo bean on your face.
Skychickens
Late Healer Ferret
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the frog cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
To get to the other side.
Why did the frog cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Monsieur Doveteux
The Local Grammarian
What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.
A small medium at large.
Skychickens
Late Healer Ferret
What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
Nobody cares if you spill beer on a fiddle.
Nobody cares if you spill beer on a fiddle.
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Infrarednexus
Guest
Necrophilia......Crack open a cold one!
Skychickens
Late Healer Ferret
I think that man in the red truck is causing trouble.
Every time there’s a fire, I see him there.
Every time there’s a fire, I see him there.
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Infrarednexus
Guest
It is a well known fact that radioactive cats have 18 half lives.
Kit H. Ruppell
Exterminieren! Exterminieren!
What do you call a horny Hijabi?
A moist towelette.
A moist towelette.
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Monsieur Doveteux
The Local Grammarian
What did the man say when he figured out economics?
“Oh, that makes cents!”
“Oh, that makes cents!”
PolarizedBear
Whitest guy you know.
How do you catch a fish without a fishing rod?
With your Bear hands.
With your Bear hands.
Skychickens
Late Healer Ferret
A man walks into a bar.
He says “ouch.”
He says “ouch.”
MoguMoguArt
In love with cheese
Is the "my life" joke already made? coz same
DarkoKavinsky
ʎʇʇɐq ʇıq ɐ
They're building the worlds tallest needle in my city.
I just can't see the point.
I just can't see the point.
PolarizedBear
Whitest guy you know.
How do you get two whales in a car?
You start in England and drive west.
You start in England and drive west.
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Ginza
Guest
What is a wolf's favorite holiday?
Howloween!
Skychickens
Late Healer Ferret
42.