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Tell a joke!


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I'd love to hear some jokes and get a good laugh tonight, regular jokes, furry jokes, fantasy jokes, lay it on me! :)

I'll share one too, one of my favorite fantasy themed ones~:

Two dwarves were hunting in the woods with their crossbows.

Suddenly a beautiful, naked female elf leaps from the bushes and eyes them seductively.

"Whatcha doin? she says.

"We're hunting game." says one dwarf.

"Well I'm game~" she replies, winking at them.

So they shot her.


Anyone want thier biscuit fisted?
2 men are having sex in a house. Then the house catches on fire. Who gets out first the guy on top or the guy on bottom?

The guy on bottom cause he's already got his shit packed