The above poster dies, How?

[LoneWolfy]

It finally happened, the long wait is over...

 

[LoneWolfy]

looks like I gotta play with myself

 

[Amiir]

Accidental poisonous flower ingestion

 

[Yakamaru]

Stepped on a mine. No, not mine. A mine.

 

[Simo]

Deadly assault by a psychotic troop of mimes. At least you went quietly!

 

[Kurrundo the light fox]

Mauled by a rabbit.

 

[Simo]

Mean 'ol bunny!

Let's see: Ran over by a steam roller, like in a cartoon. Flat as a pancake.

 

[Yakamaru]

Got ran over by Thomas the Train.

 

[Pipistrele]

Somehow. Huh.

 

[Simo]

Attacked by mutant Chernobyl fuity bat. Not a fruit bat, but just a fruity mutant bat.

 

[EmpressCiela]

Keelhauled for a week straight

 

[GarthTheWereWolf]

Death by puppies!

 

[TritheDoge]

Death by rp

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

put to sleep due to old age

 

[Amiir]

Overexposure to the same radioactive isotopes that gave the patient their fluorescent color

Stepped on a mine. No, not mine. A mine.

Sounds like 99% of my Fallout deaths

Death by puppies!

The most horrific death of them all

 

[EmpressCiela]

Scaphism~

 

[Amiir]

Schaphism~

What's tha- Jesus fucking Christ. Brutal.

The patient passed away due to eardrum hemorrhage. Estimated cause of death: accidental exposure to Justin Bieber music

 

[ACaracalFromWork]

For "volunteering" in the corporation's death maze for testing purposes of course.

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

caffeine overdose

 

[EmpressCiela]

Death via the Brazen Bull

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

death by boredom

 

[EmpressCiela]

Death via The Scandinavian Blood Eagle~

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

lol
death by anal impalement

 

[EmpressCiela]

0_0 well damn

Hanged, Drawn, and Quartered

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

LOL ouch... umm eaten by piranha