The above poster dies, How?

[Ravofox]

Lost your glasses, while watching the waves on top of a sheer cliff, and the predictable happened. If it's any consolation your body was found in the sand right next to your glasses.

 

[KiokuChan]

Somehow moved around so much in your sleep that you got strangled by your sweater O_O

 

[Astus]

They crossed the road without looking both ways :O

 

[Beaknose]

Mr. King Dice, upon seeing your title, went highlander on you because "There Can Only Be One Gamest In the Land!"

 

[Black Burn]

Person that hates Cuphead shot you for this reply

 

[Deleted member 82554]

From using my murrsuit, but I did say use it wisely.

 

[Amiir]

Didn't know he was delivering a package by the Unabomber (you're a postman- cat with that hat, correct?)

 

[KiokuChan]

They crossed the road without looking both ways :O

Honestly... that sounds altogether too possible for me T_T

@Amiir Your horns got stuck in a tree and you couldn't find any way to get them out.

 

[Shoiyo]

She is thrown from the top of a cage, by The Undertaker, into the announcer's table. That killed her. As God as my witness, she's broken in half!

 

[Latur Husky]

Ran over by a combine harvester.

 

[WolfoxeCrevan]

Ran over by a combine harvester.

The sled ropes strangled you and then you got run over by them and then the rest of the huskies in the race trampled you. Ouch.

 

[KiokuChan]

Even though you are from the void, it still ultimately swallowed you.

 

[Latur Husky]

Got tangled in her kimono and fell of a stairs.

 

[KiokuChan]

Slipped on ice and sled all the way off a cliff.

 

[Latur Husky]

Slipped on ice and sled all the way off a cliff.

I already start to love your creativity

Drown in a bowl of sake

 

[Val_Redwolf]

Got tangled in her kimono and fell of a stairs.

Had to much beer, leaned back in his chair too far and fell back snapping his neck...

 

[Latur Husky]

Had to much beer, leaned back in his chair too far and fell back snapping his neck...

Beer is only one of the three alcoholic drinks that I like to drink.

Died pierced by the sword in a fierce battle.

 

[KiokuChan]

@Latur Husky Thank you!
@Val_Redwolf I'm a girl but it doesn't really matter ; p Also that poor chair ; p
@Latur Husky again: You were having fun sliding around on a frozen lake. A small area ended up cracking under you and you couldn't pull yourself back out because all you had to grab onto was a flat slippery sheet of ice.

 

[Telnac]

@Latur Husky Thank you!
@Val_Redwolf I'm a girl but it doesn't really matter ; p Also that poor chair ; p
@Latur Husky again: You were having fun sliding around on a frozen lake. A small area ended up cracking under you and you couldn't pull yourself back out because all you had to grab onto was a flat slippery sheet of ice.

Cuddled to death by a flash mob of furries.

 

[Latur Husky]

Melted by flying to close to the sun.

 

[backpawscratcher]

Participated in a failed medical experiment that resulted in his legs exploding.

 

[KiokuChan]

I pictured something but it turned out way more political than I'd want it to be.. : \ (the thought was: killed by police brutality while trying to peacefully protest the keeping of fellow great apes in captivity.. I'm sorry >_< .. I'll think of something else..)

In a hurry, you accidentally ate a poisonous insect while trying to help a friend with some last minute grooming before a big event.

 

[Amiir]

Committed seppuku at the victory of the american pigs

 

[Massan Otter]

Anaphylaxis after developing an allergy to Deez Nuts.

 

[Simo]

He thought these polka-dot fish looked like candy, and ate several: