The above poster dies, How?

[Mystery117]

committed suicide after the allied soldiers rekt his ass
(just to clarify, was refering to a user who's post was deleted, Not the lovable Latex Skunk)

 

[Simo]

committed suicide after the allied soldiers rekt his ass
(just to clarify, was refering to a user who's post was deleted, Not the lovable Latex Skunk)

(funny, I was gonna have the same thing happen to said deleted person!)

Um...let's see: Due to global warming, they simply melt. : P

 

[Ravofox]

Got a heart attack from the anticipation that you would be selected as an admin

 

[Simo]

Got a heart attack from the anticipation that you would be selected as an admin

OMG, that job would give anyone a heart attack!

Let's see, with Ravo: Dies after chewing on a non-toxic crayon. Or, that's what the box said, but turns out they were an off-brand from China, and they got the translation messed up, or, cut corners in the crayon safety department.

 

[Mystery117]

dies of joy from finally getting to wear a real latex skunk suit

 

[WolfoxeCrevan]

I killed them. =)

 

[EmpressCiela]

Death by Brazen bull for the crime of killing MummyLover

 

[WolfoxeCrevan]

Death by Brazen bull for the crime of killing MummyLover

My ghost kills you. =)

 

[Wolfstin]

I kill myself from alcohol poisoning. I dont know when to quit it's never been a part of me.

 

[Fuzzylumkin]

i skinned them to make a hat

 

[Ravofox]

sank into quicksand while chasing a hyena

 

[Astus]

Jumped into the water to save a drowning vixen and was shot by her father who thought they were some sort of abomination trying to steal his daughter

 

[Sunburst_Odell]

His fursona ran for president but got assassinated because someone didn't agree with his campaign. Damn politics...

 

[DarkoKavinsky]

Heart attack after five day straight orgy.

Your funeral was celebrated by many, and your cause of death confusing to some, as well as causing your grandmother to faint. Grandpa though was secretly proud of you.

 

[Ravofox]

spent too long standing upright instead of hanging upside down, really messed up your circulation and caused your legs to get clotted and gangrenous. Unfortunately due to your poor eyesight you never realised this, and so, you croaked it.

 

[defunct]

your meth lab explodes

 

[MsRavage]

shot while apprehending a large undercover mission, where you and your best undercover friend go alone to take down an entire gang that's been giving drugs to children.

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

You accidentally bit your tongue. It somehow got incredibly infected. Now you're dead.

 

[Yakamaru]

Death by dragon slayers.

 

[DarkoKavinsky]

Death by dragon slayers.

What you thought was a vigorous hand cramp from certain private activities actually turned out to be a cerebrovascular accident

It was apparently a stroke in more ways than one.

 

[Rochat]

His polymer 80 explodes.

 

[DarkoKavinsky]

His polymer 80 explodes.

I hope the barrel unicorns my forehead. That'd be fucking hilarious.

Also you get hit by debris as obviously your filming this. The slide hits your nuts but part of the sights break off and nicks an artery

Let's see why forsenics thinks of a fursuiter with a barrel sticking out of his head and a man holding a camera with no testicles.

 

[FluffyShutterbug]

Anvil. An anvil fell from the sky.

 

[DarkoKavinsky]

Anvil. An anvil fell from the sky.

T-th-that's all folks!

Camera got stuck and doctors couldn't remove it. Your last words were:

"I'm a terrible filter!"

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

A local inventor is fiddling around with soundbased technology. Unfortunately, they created a frequency that is massively harmful to bats.