The above poster dies, How?

[DarkoKavinsky]

A local inventor is fiddling around with soundbased technology. Unfortunately, they created a frequency that is massively harmful to bats.

They find your corpse surrounded by fifteen foaming at the mouth bats. There's a strange device shoved sideways up your rectrum.

 

[Astus]

They crossed paths with a fox and... well... they got what was coming to them ;p :V

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

They find your corpse surrounded by fifteen foaming at the mouth bats. There's a strange device shoved sideways up your rectrum.

(Ouch! I'm not the inventor, here! I just reported the crime!)

They crossed paths with a fox and... well... they got what was coming to them ;p :V

He killed someone, and karma came for him in the form of a falling tree.

 

[Fenrir Likan]

You are seduced by a beautiful wolf. She leads you into a field of flowers, and you pick one for her. A dragon descends upon you and snaps your neck as you offer her the flower. They use your corpse to fertilize their beautiful garden.

 

[FluffyShutterbug]

You are seduced by a beautiful wolf. She leads you into a field of flowers, and you pick one for her. A dragon descends upon you and snaps your neck as you offer her the flower. They use your corpse to fertilize their beautiful garden.

OwO

 

[Astus]

You are seduced by a beautiful wolf. She leads you into a field of flowers, and you pick one for her. A dragon descends upon you and snaps your neck as you offer her the flower. They use your corpse to fertilize their beautiful garden.

You unfortunatley were crushed by said dragon as it laid down to snooze on your bed.... despite you training it not to go up on you bed... dragons just want to be so cuddly ;-;

OwO

you OwO’d yourself to death

 

[Koriekraiz13]

Radiation poisoning

 

[Sarachaga]

Stabbed with a banana

 

[MaetheDragon]

“The bees... not the bees!”

Was the last thing you shouted before a rabid swarm of bees did you in.

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

literally her heart just said, "fuck it, this too hard for my lazy self"
no one was around to perform CPR

 

[Guifrog]

Drowned in garbage

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

licked himself when dangerously toxic

 

[Wabbajax]

^Jumped out of a helicopter into a combat zone but forgot to hook into the rapel line. Fell 20 stories before coming to a bone-crunching stop on rocky ground. Lived for an excruciating 30 minutes while fire team attempted to extract him to the nearest field hospital before succumbing to internal bleeding.

 

[Narri]

The sun hit your glasses and you spontaneously combusted.

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Wanted to show a client in his office how strong his windows were.
He put his weight into it, only for the window to give from 27 stories.
Never tried that or anything again.

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

goddammit @AlaricTheDragon you ninja'd me

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

The sun hit your glasses and you spontaneously combusted.

you howled too hard and went into cardiac arrest from overexertion

 

[Narri]

goddammit @AlaricTheDragon you ninja'd me

xD

you howled too hard and went into cardiac arrest from overexertion

You fell into a dumpster and suffocated

 

[Wabbajax]

The mods caught up with you (Dic Soupcan) and disintegrated everything but your brain which they placed in a blender and then drank with a bloody mary.

 

[Koriekraiz13]

Finding out claptrap is voiced by someone else in borderlands 3

 

[Jestwinged]

Heart attack, when you realise tomorrow is Monday

 

[MetroFox2]

A catnip overdose. Whether or not that is possible does not matter, for you have achieved: death by catnip.

 

[Narri]

You got out foxed.

 

[MetroFox2]

You got out foxed.

A primitive fox that hunts for a living simply cannot be out-foxed... Well, except for when I am.

You, sir, were sacrificed for doubting Primitive Foxxo's foxed-ness.

 

[Jestwinged]

Ate a chicken and got food poisoning