The above poster dies, How?

[Koriekraiz13]

Someone saw you as a fire and got a pressure water pump, and put up to 11,
Death by drowning or water pressure

 

[Skychickens]

Fell down a hill in a portable toilet at a faire and into a construction zone.

 

[Koriekraiz13]

Got mistook for a wyvern and got shot down in fear

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

Explosive diarrohea

 

[Simo]

Freak accident with a vacuum cleaner.

 

[Kylan Velpa]

All the spanked foxes decided to take action >:3

(While I, the One Who Has Not Yet Been Spanked, just stayed at home sipping tea)

 

[Ringo the Wolf]

I don't know how.
lol

 

[Guardian135]

Scrunched into a ball.

 

[Kylan Velpa]

Glasses blew off while flying in a storm and you crashed into a pylon
ZAP

 

[ConorHyena]

you got too friendly with the wrong people.

 

[Skychickens]

You got tangled up in the foxxo vs simo war and were an unfortunate casualty.

Wait there was just another post:
They banned hyenas where you live from eating in public establishments. During the protest against the ridiculous law, you were severely injured and unfortunately was unable to be saved.

 

[Infrarednexus]

One of your spells...backfired

 

[voks]

Activated a S-Mine

 

[HistoricalyIncorrect]

Gets pulled into the toilet

 

[Skychickens]

Were a victim of your own nightmares.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

A sword falls onto you.

 

[ConorHyena]

Accidentally strangled yourself with your skirt

 

[Skittlesthehusky]

accidentally stepped on a lego.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Bite your tongue and bleed out.

 

[Arvid]

Dies of Obesity.

 

[Tec]

Tried to finish reading Pi.

 

[Cendrag Roseheart]

freak pogostick accident, ya know.. *Boing boing...* *SCHLICK!*

 

[Kylan Velpa]

Died of looking awesome.

Don't ask me how, I don't make the rules

 

[Skychickens]

Turns out you’re kinda a teal color due to a mutation that shortened your natural lifespan.

 

[Ravofox]

You used all your power to bring someone back to life. Very noble.