The above poster dies, How?

[Tec]

Tried to measure higgs boson

 

[Doar Sign]

Vored by Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory

 

[Narri]

Died from sinking right down the dwayne

 

[Narri]

Brain aneurysm

no u

 

[Kylan Velpa]

Spontaneous combustion

 

[A.random.foxxo]

By being vored :v

 

[Kylan Velpa]

By being vored :v

Glomped to death by me >:3

 

[A.random.foxxo]

Glomped to death by me >:3

( Skip me, as im saying something about this post! =P )
Not that i would complain about being snuggled to death uwu

 

[Tec]

Actually yellowcake.

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

Died from a lack of petting.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Combination of Caffeine overdose and head scratches

 

[MetroFox2]

Exposure to dodgy chemicals in an experimental fur dye

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Exposure to dodgy chemicals in an experimental fur dye

I can accept that.

Death by snu-snu.

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

Unknown cause.
Died 1 minute after her phone died, assumed to be reason of death.

I can accept that.

Death by snu-snu.

It time snu snu!

 

[Jestwinged]

Heart attack from being so excited

 

[Guifrog]

UV radiation overexposure

 

[Bluefiremark II]

Eating a radioactive fly

 

[The Matte-Black Cat]

Eating a radioactive fly

Cooked, and then seasoned very well with my "blacken hot pepper" salt

..oh snap, did I say "my"..?

 

[Kylan Velpa]

Cooked, and then seasoned very well with my "blacken hot pepper" salt

..oh snap, did I say "my"..?

Run over at midnight by a car with no headlights on.
The perks of black fur

 

[Tazmo]

Hypoxia. That would explain why you are blue

 

[Skychickens]

You didn’t last the night shift.

 

[Godzilla]

Testing prototype wings
Off a cliff

A very very high cliff

 

[Keefur]

You accidentally stuck your head inside the Large Hadron Collidor particle accelerator to get to your six pack of Mountain Dew you left there.

 

[A.random.foxxo]

Meowed to loudly for milk

 

[DashCub]

Shot out of a cannon