The above poster dies, How?

[Cinnamon_Cat]

Killed by a pringles can accelerating at light speed

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Glitched out of the matrix

 

[ssaannttoo]

Was the matrix

 

[Universe]

Got killed by a pikachu

 

[TyraWadman]

Pants.

 

[ssaannttoo]

stnap

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Trouser snakes...

 

[ssaannttoo]

Trouser snakes...

My trouser snake!

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Animal control thought it was a real snake. NYOINK!!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Ate my cooking

 

[Guifrog]

Choked after eating... pringles

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Dried up in the hot sun.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Lost a gambit with Cuthulu on which renaissance painter could bake the most chicken pot pies in 30 minutes

 

[ssaannttoo]

Dumb

 

[Erix]

Was very smoll brain

Decided to sleep next to snorlax and the snorlax rolled over in their sleep

*santo died from suffocation*

 

[Finn ^w^]

he snuggled with keebs but was accidentally electrocuted ;w;

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

Apparently the green potato chips really are bad for you, because..

 

[MadKiyo]

Runs on the wood floors too fast with socks on and slips down the stairs head first.

 

[ssaannttoo]

A new paOwOgwn that he created

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Tried to karate chop a load of bricks in half without realizing that Eevees are quadrupeds and don't have hands

 

[ssaannttoo]

DICK TWIST!!!

 

[Finn ^w^]

he got stepped on

 

[ssaannttoo]

it hurt ;w;

 

[Universe]

Thorn to the chest

 

[Finn ^w^]

would universe even die? i dont know...