The above poster dies, How?

[a sleepy kitty]

Ate some odd-looking mushrooms.

 

[Foxridley]

Got too close to an odd-looking mushroom.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Died of rad-iation poisoning, got too rad

 

[Foxridley]

Was standing next to a Stormtrooper’s target.

 

[Faustus]

Was standing next to a Stormtrooper’s target.

Was that Stormtrooper, and was standing right in front of Kylo Ren (with his top off).

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Sucked away by a giant vacuum cleaner! there was a hungry liopleurodon inside.

 

[TaintedLion]

turns out everything was not fine

 

[Chad Firepaws]

I believe I can fly....

I believe I can touch the sky...

I think about it every night and *gets sucked into airplane engine*

 

[FloppyPony]

Ate a suspicious pizza

 

[Shyy]

Asked the wrong questions about things...

 

[Foxridley]

Entered the atmosphere without a heat shield.

 

[Shyy]

Caught me, as I fell from the sky

 

[Universe]

Exploded from a ballistic missile

 

[Frank Gulotta]

Too much puppies.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Made a bad call while reffing a football game

 

[Shyy]

Sided with the ref during the World Cup, while sitting on the edge of the crowd, next to the other team's fans.... they went "Brazilian" on you...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Flashed the scoreboard on your face when your team was winning

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Held the cutest kitten in the world, and developed an allergy to adorableness.

 

[Shyy]

Sounds pretty "Nermal" to me...

Got my property tax bill in the mail...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Was eliminated by the FBI after hoarding all the internet

 

[Universe]

Exploded

 

[ssaannttoo]

Cholera

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Scarlet fever

 

[Foxridley]

Was the one person who wandered off alone in an opening X-Files scene.

 

[Shyy]

Sat phone battery died, while you were on the show "Alone". Good news, because you couldn't ever "tap out", you actually Won!