The above poster dies, How?

[Universe]

Got sucked into the Twilight Zone

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Got "Wacky Wednesday'd"

 

[Shyy]

Bad "accident" with a milking machine... it wanted the full 5 gallons it is designed to collect...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Was in "polka mode" for too long and it erased all the memory

 

[ssaannttoo]

fox gave them heartburn

 

[Shyy]

Too much sugar in their "Sugar Bombs" cereal.

 

[Deleted member 160939]

Died from having too much fun in a state of confusion.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Unfortunately passed away after eating all the 'liquid smoke'. Gordon was very not happy with you.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

got hit by a car

 

[ssaannttoo]

I couldnt call it daddy quick enough ;w;

They didint have the magnificent balance most horses do and they fell off the side of the cliff.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Was riding that horse

 

[Foxridley]

Skeleton was found in a room that was locked from the inside. The FBI has sent agents Mulder and Scully to investigate.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

They also sent Agent FoxRidley, but we don't mention that after "the incident"

 

[ssaannttoo]

Was riding that horse

dont tell people about that! kids might see this..

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Was beaten up by angry parents

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Because I've been feeling invisible lately and want to make a scene

 

[Chad Firepaws]

The "invisible juice" that strange old man sold you was corrosive acid

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ligma <w<

 

[Amepix]

Dies of overexposure to cuteness

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Chocolate poisoning

 

[RamblingRenegade]

Fell in the furnace to melt the chocolate

 

[ssaannttoo]

Found the manure.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

ate the manure

 

[ssaannttoo]

watched a video of that.

 

[Sodasats20]

Was forced to Make a sequel