The above poster dies, How?

[ssaannttoo]

Drank too much soda and then had a mento

 

[Chaosmasterdelta]

Forgot to eat because he was too busy playing forum games.

 

[redhusky]

Forgot to eat because he was too busy pointing out someone was playing forum games.

 

[Frank Gulotta]

It was just an accident, I didn't mean it at all officer

 

[Sodasats20]

Someone poisoned their coffee

 

[TrixieFox]

Someone poisoned their coffee

they played this game

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Ch4AAOSwer1iooZw/s-l500.jpg

 

[Sodasats20]

AAAAAH MY HAND DATTEBAYO

Couldn’t escape ohio

 

[TrixieFox]

AAAAAH MY HAND DATTEBAYO

Couldn’t escape ohio

Didn't quite escape Texas... poor fella *pushes away from a ledge and unscrews the suppressor on her sniper*

 

[Sodasats20]

Didn't quite escape Texas... poor fella *pushes away from a ledge and unscrews the suppressor on her sniper*

No no no, you build the sentry if I’m stuck in texas
Got killed by a certain merc for insulting texas

 

[TrixieFox]

No no no, you build the sentry if I’m stuck in texas
Got killed by a certain merc for insulting texas

Jokes on you... IM TEXAN... I cant be killed for insulting it

 

[Foxridley]

Stepped on a rattlesnake then got sucked up by a twister.

 

[TrixieFox]

Stepped on a rattlesnake then got sucked up by a twister.

my ol six shooter

 

[redhusky]

Someone poisoned their coffee

Don't even joke like that! No one should hurt coffee! EVER! Not even as a joke!

 

[TrixieFox]

Don't even joke like that! No one should hurt coffee! EVER! Not even as a joke!

Thats how I feel when Starbucks asks me what milk I want in my drink

 

[redhusky]

Thats how I feel when Starbucks asks me what milk I want in my drink

You're a good person.

 

[RamblingRenegade]

eh this time of year I like peppermint mocha, I honestly can't stand black coffee

 

[redhusky]

eh this time of year I like peppermint mocha, I honestly can't stand black coffee

Indeed, I need some flavor of the coffee but not TOO much. "Just enough".

 

[TrixieFox]

Indeed, I need some flavor of the coffee but not TOO much. "Just enough".

eh this time of year I like peppermint mocha, I honestly can't stand black coffee

*puts the bag of Black Rifle Coffee's "black death" behind my back* So... y'all don't like strong black coffee?

 

[RamblingRenegade]

I drink strong coffee death wish black rifle etc but nope no black coffee for me please

 

[ssaannttoo]

Forgot to eat because he was too busy playing forum games.

this is unfortunately true many times xD

I drink strong coffee death wish black rifle etc but nope no black coffee for me please

became stinky horse

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Choked on a Lego

 

[ben909]

ate an acid mushroom

 

[Sodasats20]

Stepped on a Lego

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Ate some expired chocolates... from 1952.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Read Twilight