The above poster dies, How?

[a sleepy kitty]

Read Twilight

Aah Twilight... The worst ever death in the modern world.

He was made into a throw rug for Lord Farquaad.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Read twilight at twilight and tripped and fell.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Swooned too hard and fell off a cliff

 

[ssaannttoo]

Swooned too hard and fell off a cliff

Worth it ÙwÚ

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Tap-danced too hard and broke a rift in the space-time continuum

 

[ssaannttoo]

Thought it looked too.. fun and jumped in with me

 

[Rimna]

went UwU too many times

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Noticed the wrong bulge

 

[ssaannttoo]

Noticed the wrong bulge

How would that play out…

You died of not sleeping.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

How would that play out…

You died of not sleeping.

You noticed crotch bulge, should have noticed tumor bulge

You died of finger cramps

 

[ssaannttoo]

You noticed crotch bulge, should have noticed tumor bulge

You died of finger cramps

Bitch with the number of women I can please I don’t get finger cramps