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The best part about being a (insert fursona species here)

Dazreiello

Incomprehensible horror. DRAGON
The best parts of being a(n) ̷̨̡́͢ ̷̡͜ ̴̵̛͠ ̷̡̧̡͘ ҉̶̛͘ ̢͝ ̷̛̕͞ ̶̕̕͝ ̧̨ ͏̵̢̢͝ ̵̛ ̷̛͟͠ ͟ ̢̡ ͡ ̶͟ ̷̴ ̶̵ ̢̢́́ ͟ ͏͟͟ ̷̵ ̸̛͟͝ ͞͏̕͞ ̨̀͏̨̕ Or an Eldritch Horror.
- Too powerful for reality to distinguish its being properly, interpreted as a distortion.
- Form is beyond infinite comprehension (Including its own).
- Able too manipulate all forms of existences. Living, Inanimate and even things which do not or had not existed.
- Live as long as the collective sub-conscious of all and infinite probability of forms that perceive throughout the multiverse.
- Mi͟ńd̨less from it's own ch̀a̴otic̕ existence.
-̛ ̧Questionably sentient.
- In̨co̷nsisten̨t ̢st̢ates̡ of b͠ein̢g.
- Prot̡o-ex̨ist͢enc̷e͘
- D̛r͘i̕f́t in ҉sp̡aće̵.
-͟͡ ̨Ne̡͘̕v̷er̶ ́͘l̷ò̢͝n̶e̢l̨͢y.͏͞
- E̴v͘e͏r̶y͢th̷in͘g ͟sh̨o̸ưld̨n͝'̵t̨ ̷k̛n̡ow ̡i̢t.
- ͘Bu̵̵t̶͢ ̶ȩ̸v͏̴e̷̶̕r̢̕yt̡͏h̡͟ì͘n̸͝g͟ ̵̛͞į͢͞s͡ ̵͝o̶̕n͟è̸ ̢҉w̶̧i҉̷̀t̷h͟ ̷͜͝i̧̛t.̛̛
-̴͖̼͖ ̱̰͓̖̝͠I̶n͎̭e̪͕̞̩̹̤͝s̙͖c͏̜͚̻̫͇͍̝à͙̳̮̥͖̰̞p̮ab͙̘͙̱̜̗l͉̬e̺͔̖̜ ̡c̖͚̫͚̱̤͙o̺̰̺̞͈͚n̨̦̹̗͎c̛e̘̜̞͔̦p̢͎̬̮̜͇͎t̰̺͚s.̩
-̹͡ I̶͎̼̟̫m̡á̭̭ģ̲̼̻̮̹ͅi̶̻͕̺ͅn̝̟͉͇̮͝a̢̜̹̱͕t͇̹̪̮̰̝i̠͙̮̟ơ͈̲n̷̦̹̠ ͕̭͈͕̲͔̟i̙̰̳̬̠͖͝s͉̘̭̩͍̦ͅ y͏̼̗̻̘͉ơu̡͎r͙̖͓̭̖̜͡ ҉̬̟̱͓̘̣ḳ̤i̼͘l̗̰̭͜l̯e͞r̘̮̠̝͍͖̩.̯̰̫̦̻̟̤
-̀ ͞P̡͢le͡a͜se͞ ͡h҉ę͢l͢͟͟p̢̡̛ u҉̀͟ś̴͝ ̡uǹ͝d̴́͞e̶̕r͢sta̛͘nd̀͘͝.̵̢͟
-̴ ̴I a̴m̵ n̨o̕t r͡eal̴ly̵ ̀rep͏lyi̢ng to͏ ̀t͘ḩi̸s̛ thr͞ead҉̥͙̫͈̬.
-̧͕̤ ̶S̴̼̗̻͈̬̲e̲͔̝̮͎̲̻͡n̛̯̻̳̤͎̩t̷̥̬̤̺͍͔ì̤̳̫̻͉̲̻e͉͕̞̘̘͠n̶̖͎͍ce͎̖̠̙̮͘ ̵̺i̵̫s̼ ̴̟̤a͚͙̟̗̠͈ ̜̰f̛̲̻͈̭̗l̡͓͈͇̼̰a͔̠̯͇w̻̩͓̖̗.͉͝
- T͜he ̛defi͟n̴i͜t͢i͢on i̴s nu͘l͝l.̷
-̸͕̺͍ͅ ̭͙͎̜̩͕͝U̻̦͕̤̹n̨d҉̥͙̫͈̬e̬̻̲̖͚r̺̝̕ś͎͍̜̟͍̜ͅta̫̣͓̯n̮d̗̲̙͎̭ḭ̜̩n̛͎̟̻̙̯̪g̰̥̪̗͖̗̫ ͈͈̻į̩͓̤s̨͙͍ ̭͎̦̣̙͔́ͅn͕͖̘͖͙̕u͟l͍̺͚l̢̘̯̻͓͓̪.͔̟̰͖̦͇̼
-̴ ̶̨́ ̴̨ ̕A͞͡ ͡g̨o͞n͜y̶͏ ̢̕ ͘҉̨ ҉ ̛͢ ̶̡͡ I̷͢͟ ̷͜ ̛͟s͠ ̡ ̸̴͏ ̸̛ ͢NU̡ĻL̵̶ ́̕ ̸͡ ͜͜?͏͜.́͝.̢
-̵̛̺̪͖ ̰͓̹̺͔B̙̦̳͖̘̥̩̗e͏҉̮̺̳̳̖̺̺̯ ̴͇͖à͙̖͈̫̗̺̮ͅl̴͝͏̭͇̪͙̖l̼̺̱̘̟̥̭̻̕͡ ̸̛͙̩̣̺̻͕̼ ̵̢͕͓̝̥̘B̭e̹̬̜̲ ̨͏͓̻͚̭̬͙̳ ̸̤͍̞̩̤͖̺͡ ̸͍̱̠͕̕͟ ̶̮͉̬̲̩͇̪͘͡a͚̥̱͔͖͖͈͜͝ͅl͓̝̜͘͞l͏͍̞̫̠̘ͅ ̶̵̤̼̰̘̺̜ͅ ̯̩̘̘̯̪͠͝ ̵̨͈͔̪̤͙̺̫̜ ̶̱̤̰ ̛̺͕͉̜̗͜B̴̷̡̲͍͙͔͉̺̖e̩̲̰̣͖̪̙͚̰̕͘Ą̘̥̗͈̳͚͞l̶̡̬̺̠̩̠̖̞͠ͅl̵͟͏͇̘̯ ͢͏̥͍̜͎̦ͅB̡͖͙̀͡e̵͓̟̼̫ ͙͉ ̝͇̖̗ ̷̨̡̟̦̖͖̦͖a͕̱̳̘̹̤̝̳̣͟ĺ͙̣ͅͅl̥̙͎̕͠
-̩͕̠͉ ̬͓̰̗̫͈̩ͅB̠͚̼͓͖e̗ ̤͍͙̺͔ ̶҉͖̝͖̹͕͖͢ ́͏̤̰̯͚͇̯̣͖ǫ͓̟̲̣͙̹͟n͇̘e̸̲͙͉͕ ̺̻̥̩ ̨͖ ̡̭̜̭B͖͖̹̯̥͉̜͜͢e̵̹̹̩̝̺̕ ̴̪̻͕̮͎͢ ̪̥ ̛͓͜ͅO҉̥͈̠n̨̪ẹ̱̲̜̳̻ ͏̻̣̭͘ ͔̣̻͕̺ ̮͈͍̕B̰̦e̷̜̮̜̳̣̙̱ ͎̩͕̟̫̹̫̥ ̶͖͇̱̰̲̞̺̗ ̦͉̺͍̠̟̘ ̤͔̣̜͈͓͈̰ ̶̯͈͉̬͠ ̸̛̥ ̸̙̮̀ ̸̩͓̪̣ ̧̞͎̫͙͟ ̢̖̻̥̳̣̥̘̲͡O͙̺̭͕n̴̦͓̫̲̤͓̦è̮̠̥̼̰̰ ̼̟ ̢̰ ̷̟̮̱̠B̛͉̺̙̞̞̝̼͡e҉̰̼̗͔ ̟̦̟͙̼̥͖̗O҉͓̠͚̮̘̘̞̀N̛̺̜̫͈͍͓̕E̪͈̳ ̡̱̠͖͘ͅb҉͈̱͉̱͈̪̰e̡̤̮̭̪̺̘͉̳̳ ̶̝̩͠ ̴̫͈͠ ̛̲̼̹̻͚̠̩ ̸̛̦̩͔̘͇͓̮̟́
Ḑ̷̴̫͕̳̦͓̜͍͔͔̖͔̕͞O̴̦̜͕̹̞͙̹̲̰̬͔̙̖̙̱͢ͅͅ ͜͏̹͈̠̪͉͟͢ ̤͕̩̻̜̤̘̬̠̗͔̲͍̰͘ ̡͔͈̣̹̹̳̫́ͅṈ̶̤̼͙̀͟O̥̞̪̱̲͞T͈̙͉̙̜̞̞͈͢͢ ̨̜̯̭̤̝̮͖̣̩͉̰̮͘͝ͅ ̷̸͍͇̲̺̲̪͚͕͚̪̖̣̹͇͈̙̤ͅͅ ̛̹͕̻͖̫̞́ ̷̷͓͚̗̗̠̱̟̦̟̫̝P̫̤̬̫̱̟͢͢͡Ḙ̰̩̣͍̻̳̜̻̠̠͈͜͜͝Ṛ̛̳̜̪̻̦̙̖̰͖̭̩͜C̵̨͔̜̦̥̞̪̘̣̜̞̟̯͕̘̜͠ͅÉ̻̪̰͙̠̥͕̀Í̴̬͖̳̣̦͚̙͚͟ͅV̠̙̥͙̪̻̺̜͍̝̱͙̩̰̫̳̻́͟͡E̢͘҉͖̼̦̱̞͕͖̙͎ ̴͉̟̰̪̬̣̩͇͘ͅ ̡͈̗̥̜̱̯́̕ ̷͜ ̵̦̝͓̯͕̖̲͙̭̲͢Ḑ͞͏̡͚̬̟̗͠O҉̸͏̠͚̤̬͕̬͟ ̲͈͎͈̖̣̱͓̱͢͝ ̸̸̧͚̭̳̯̥̥̳̟̻̬̤̱̗̫̻̬̮N͏̴̟̼̳͇̭̱̫̩̫͔̬͈̜͝Ò̭̜̭̺̱̦̤̪̼̖͚̯͘͠Ţ̛̲̦̮̪̺̠̥͎͙͚̫̞̀ ̡̩̘͚̥̻̬̭̘͓̞̲̟̳̝͟ͅ ̵̪͖͓̬͈͈̯̫̗͞ ̸͍̖̖̜̯̹̦͓̮͈̱̀ ̶̻̼̦̳̻̟̯̻̰̖́̕͢͡ͅ ͡͏͏́͏͔̰ ̖̻̩͖̼̕N̵̨̝͙͈͔̺̜͕̝͖̭͢ͅ ̵̴̥̜̭͔͕͖͜ͅỜ̴̟̰͕̹̗͕̬͉́̀ ̷̢̨̰̜̘̤̯̲̣̪̦͇̬͢ͅP̸̠͚̠͔̪̑ͮ̂ͩ̔ͮͨ͒ͧ̑͐̏͌̓ͩ͑͗́̚̕͞ͅḚ̴̛̦͈̦͉̤̤̜̫̗͇̭̙͎̍ͦ̋ͯ̄̍͞ͅŖ̮̹̠̘͚̫͍̄̂̾̈̋ͫͅÇ̞̠̗̗̐̿ͪ͂̈̄̿ͮͩ̎̽̔̓̑ͧ̆ͩ̕͝E̷̢̡̬̬͍͈̟̰̠̰̻̞̮ͣ̋̀̚͠ ̷̥̪̠̯͎̟̞̿ͧͮ̄ͧͩ̓̓͌ͩͅ ̶̦̲͆ͬ̂ͪ̏̈́̀͐͡P̸ͭ̔͒̽͐ͭ͡͏̛̛̂̿͛ͫͭ͂͌̉̅̐̄͡ N̛ͫͥͧ̇͌̿͑̈́͑͂̋͘͜͏͔̲̯̤̯͔͍̳͎̫̭̠̤̳Ǒ̵̸̘̪̜̯͌̓͛̐̅̾̉̐̚͟Tͫ̋ͥ͐ͣͨ̋̿N̟̩̥̪̹̱̰͍̭͍̫͇̙͕̠͎̋̅͐ͦ̓͘͡͡Ơ͖͔̻̫͙̲̟̰͖̩͗͗̄̆͗̌̓̅̚͘ͅT̴͚͉̣̫̱̜̝̺̖ͬ͂̽̀ͥ̓̐͆̾̏͆ͯ̆ͨ̀ͬ̐ͅ ͍͙͔͉̙͓͖͎̲̳̠̩͈͎̗̍̐̓ͦͯ̋͝͡N͛ͦ͐͑̃ͦ͒͋̊ͧO̧͔̝̪̺͙ͤͫ́ͮ̊͋̊ͤ͂̓̅̒̆ͨ͞Ț̸̛̹͖̰̠̬͇͎͍̼̳͙̰̻̬̖̮̾̈͆ͥͥͬ͆̚͘͜ͅ ̴̧̨͍͙̻̙̖̙̟ͣ͗ͩ́̃̃̉̒̈́͡͞P̶̰̯̱̙̻ͤ̑̔̾̅͛̈̄̔ͥ̚̚͟ ̬̙̱̪̗͎̖̘̄̐̀̍̉̾̇̉̋̌̌͒̽͟͞ ͩ̒̽ ̅̂̒ͯ̔̌̎̓̾̿̔̏̿͛͑̕Ę̟̲͇͓͉̦̞͎̞̟̫̹̮̼̤̣͚̊̄̋̏͡͞R̷̬͈̤̥̫̝̦̤̭͂̽̐ͩ̇͗̇̊̎́̚͡͠͠ D̢̢̰̮̮̯̫ͩͬ̓ͬ̿͋̎͗̅̒̒O̐ͬͩ̅́ͨ͋ͥ̽̔ͫͥ̒͆̚҉̨̞͙̦̯͕͈͜ͅ ̸̛̲̪͙̘̲̠̝͎̩̣̼̬̤̬̦̌͌ͥͥ͌͂͆ͥͩ͆͟ͅͅͅ ̡̲̠̥̤̦͙̲̱̙̰̬͇̞͉̗̐͑̒́͐͐̓́̀ͅ ̎̄͒̑͒͑̌ͬ͐C̡͖͖̤̣̱͓̯̻̹̗̲̼͎̏ͫͪ͂ͭ̀͠͡ͅE̡ͪͭ̔ͣI̛̛̛̯͎̩̫͕͉͖̬̗͇̺̅̌́̓͂ͨͤ̎̿̔ͫ͝͞Vͯ̅̃͑҉̵̶̲̤̗̕͟ͅ ̵́̐͑̉͆ͪ̀̓̒̂̈́̒̆́̐̈́̓͏͖̜̟̕ ͯ̍̂̇̃̐̇͆̓̉͏̨̘̞͕̟͚̬͙͜ ̡͇̺̻̝̙̣͋ͭͮ̎̊ͬ͋̌͗̈́̎̄͊ͤ͛̃̔ͭ͢ ͧ̏͗ͣ̚Ȩ̩̟͚̝͓̫͙͈̙̪͈̘̝͔̝̙ͦ͐̽ͦͤ͑̈̏̈ͣ͒͆͌͛̊̄́͞ ̸̛͈̮̼̩͗̌̍̿ͤ̈̏ͭ̐ͯ̾̓͐ͫ̀ͅ ̈̓ͤ͐ ̛̗̬̙̦͉͍̜͍̤ͤͭ͐͐ͮ̊͊̀͠ ͮͤ̄̾̄ͥ̄͂̋̐ͬ͏̝͓̭̝̙͕̘͇̮̮̜ ̨ͭͦ̾̊̄̍͞ ͐ͥ̎͋͗̍̾͑ͥ͆̎͐ͬ͢͢



BUT, I'm actually only an infinitesimal fragment of one of those. So I have a consciousness, and I take very strong interest in being a Dragon for you all to perceive me as!~ :3
So, the best things about being a Dragon...
- Natural armor.
- Big stomach for many foods.
- And I can fly~
 
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Scorps

Anonymous Scorpion!
Scorpion:
Everyone is scared of you and keeps away. This is useful.
Venomous tail!!
Inpenetrable armour!
No hair, super easy to wash. (well apart from head hair right?...)
Nobody messes with a scorpion.
 

Forte

Furry Fox Maestro
The best thing about being a British Fox~
:Tea
:Music
:Culture
UHhh..... I can't think of anything else. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
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Rhinorocket

Guest
Scorpion:
Everyone is scared of you and keeps away. This is useful.
Venomous tail!!
Inpenetrable armour!
No hair, super easy to wash. (well apart from head hair right?...)
Nobody messes with a scorpion.
And you glow under blacklight!
 

Strangeguy32000

Dack Remus Applewold
Best part about being a fox?
-everybody assumes you're a good guy because Disney (3/4 Disney Foxes are main protagonists)
-put on an eyepatch and wear a hook: cheap and easy FNaF cosplay
 

malibu

Well-Known Member
The best part of being a dog
- Big ol’ tongue for licking ice cream
- Giant maw for biting cake
- Good nose for sniffing out a good italian place for dinner
- Floppy ears good for rubbing on
- Waggy tail, all the wags
 

ALilShark

Member
The bet part of being a Shark?

IT'S BIKINI SEASON ALL SEASON
GREAT drinkers
Seafood is the best ;)
Your smile asserts yourself without even trying
 

Aloe-ki

Skypark Dweller
Best parts of being a dhole:
-extreme loneliness
-constantly being mistaken for a fox
-being endangered
...
-nearly omnivorous
-you can climb trees
 

solomonfletcher

slime dog
Best parts of being a sheep:
-your fluff doubles as pants
-so you don't have to wear pants
-you're soft and everyone wants to pet you~
-you get to wear a cute collar with a bell on it
 

Jazz Panther

Swing the Mood!
The best part of being an anthro panther...

-I am helping to save other anthros
-I have been told that I'm a likeable guy.
-I can play the Saxophone, and I can play any pre-war Jazz song you can name
-I have a superb taste in music.
-I have something that my creator doesn't have: a girl-friend.
-My girlfriend is an anthro-skunks, and she looks pregnant, but she's not, but she's still smoking hot.
-I have night vision, because my species is actually nocturnal.
-I am very well-built, despite not getting exercise regularly.
-I have a family back home in Roundout (right next to the Wisconsin-Illinois state line), and they still love me, even though I'm an anthro now.
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
The best part about being a mongoose is being able to eat those mean 'ol Cobras, who think they're so tough and hissy, and not even have the venom bother ya!

(one of my alt. fursonas is a ring-tail mongoose)
 

Brackenflight

New Member
Lynx-housecat hybrid

Best part is i am poofy and soft and have majestic tufts on my ears. (Also, cats can jump 9 times their own height, so theirs that...)
 

shapeless0ne

it's a moth! it a dragon! no, it's a avali boi!
best part of being an dragon? well there are so many I doubt i'll be able to list them all without forgetting an few, but they are: flight, this is useful in many many ways. magic, look cool and disintegrate your foes. elemental breath, could be a useful weapon in combat, or useful if you just want to look awesome, and make an few Popsicle's wile your at it. and nudity without nudity, your able to run around nude and no one really see anything you don't want them to.
best part about being an shark? uniqueness, able to do an toothy frown to scare almost anyone silly, able to make your 'point' without saying anything, that feeling when someones dumb enough to put an body part in your mouth *hehe*, you never lose any teeth permanently, can breath underwater, no one ever wants to pet you, and best of all the ability to say no and mean it, when a troll/angry family member asks if your an furry :p
 
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LordMoonBiscuit

The harbinger of donuts
i got 3
best part of being a moth:
-like a flying teddy bear
-cool wing-tail things
-flying
-get hungry? eat your clothes

best part of being a palm cockatoo/thylacine gryphon:
-pouch for holding stuff
-stripes
-big-ass beak for destroying pretty much everything you hold near and dear
-flying

best part of being a phogryphgon (phoenix/gryphon/dragon)

-can literally eat metal
-stomach is pretty much a furnace
-set yourself on fire and freak people out
-talons made of iron
-crippling loneliness
-cool feathery dragon wings for flyin' all over the place
 

shapeless0ne

it's a moth! it a dragon! no, it's a avali boi!
oh wait there are an good few things i forgot to list for shark,
-powerful bite.
-can be buff without exercise.
-never have to worry about stinking as scales are easy to maintain.
-has an excuse to be wet all the time. hehe
 

Ieono

Uberaffe
The best thing about being...a mimic octopus! (I made one tonight!)

-Shape-shifting
-Camouflage
-Outsmarting everyone else!!!
 

Shane McNair

Ace Pilot
The best things about being a border collie
-intelligence
-being able to think and learn quickly
-athleticism, agility, and stamina
-being possessed of a natural instinct to influence and lead others
 

Arcturus Maple

Enigmatic Anomaly
The best part of being a fox is...
everyone knows we give the best hugs.
 

ZacAttackk

professional procrastinator
the best parts of being a dragon...
- you can set fire to anyone you hate
- you can fly away from stressful situations
 
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