I can only partially understand him.
Go listen to the full song again.....here's the cheat sheet:
Hey Judy, get Trudy
You said to call you up if I was feeling moody
Hey little Donna, still wanna?
You said to ring you up if I was in Toronto
I have lots of friends that I can ding at any time
Can mobilize some laughs with just one call
Like a bunch of lunatics we'll act till way past dawn
Sure we'll be rockin' till our strength is gone
Yeah This Beat Goes On
Hey ladies! You crazies,
Me and Zero request you in the Mercedes
And then we'll ride so zoomy inside
The sky's the limit this time I'm Switchin' to Glide
I don't give a hoot about what people have to say
I'm laughin' as I'm analyzed
Lunatics Anonymous that's where I belong
Sure cause I am one till my strength is gone
Yeah This Beat Goes On
I have lots of friends that I can ding at any time
Can mobilize some laughs with just one call
Like a bunch of lunatics we'll act till way past dawn
Sure we'll be rockin' till our strength is gone
Yeah This Beat Goes On....
Nothing matters but the weekend
From a Tuesday point of view
Like a kettle in the kitchen
I feel the steam begin to brew
Switchin' to Glide
Energy can be directed
I'm turning it up I'm turning it down
Even love can be affected
Harmony's the sweetest sound
Switching to Glide..Balancing in my head..inside of me...
taking the glide path instead.
Everybody gets the no-no
Hear it ringing in they ears
Lots of ways that you can go! GO!
Look around the "NO" disappears
Now to be fair, they are playing with the Tranna accent on purpose, sort of poking fun at it for the song. But it is a pretty Prototypical greater Toronto Area accent. You'll find it from Niagara all the way to Kingston and North to Orrillia. Outside that triangle, you start to pick up more of the French Canadian sound, particularly north of the French river or along the Ontario/Quebec boarder.
Whoa! Hold on!
What the Hell did I just hear?
Zed? (Am I spelling that right?)
Not Zee? You say it Zed?
Yep. Its Zed, not Zee! Particualy when you pronounce the letter by itself. Its the letter Zed, not zee, and black and white striped donkeys are called "Zebbras." But its still "Zee-Zee Top." Confused? It gets easier after your second bottle of Canadian Club rye whiskey.
Vowel gradation? Is that like a phenomenon of fast or rushed speech? I tend to do that quite a lot when I'm speaking quickly and my tongue is on a roll.
Not so much rushed or fast....just the emphasis is placed on the vowels in the first and final syllables, and lessened on the middle syllables. And a, o and e get flattened to "aww". Thus TOR-RON-TOE becomes Tranna and MONT-re-AL becomes MONriawl. Or MORE-awl in Quebec.
Laird tunderin geezzus bai, t'aint 'at 'ard. :razz: