The Creative Insult Game

[Doodle Bunny]

The game is simple. Come up with the most creative insult for the poster above you. The sillier your wording the better.

Basic rules:

1. No swearing. Just because it would cheapen the insult.

2. No slurs or anything too edgy.

3. Don't take the insults seriously.

Let us begin. My ego is ready.

 

[Guifrog]

Awww, dear bunny. I've been wondering what's behind that paper fan... is it because you're a toothless bunny? >:V

 

[larigot]

Are you so blue because you're tongue tied all the time?

 

[CrookedCroc]

Ur a big stinko >:^)

 

[NightTripper]

Quit tasting like chicken, Try to be original for once in your Millions of years of existence.

 

[Doodle Bunny]

Go back to the power plant you glowing green glob of grating gunk!

 

[The Matte-Black Cat]

 

[Wap]

Go away before i spit 3 times and think about wood.

www.google.com: POLISH BELIEFS AND SUPERSTITIONS. When a black cat crosses your way, it is necessary to spit three times over your left shoulder and say „touch the wood”, - ppt download

 

[The Matte-Black Cat]

Go away before i spit 3 times and think about wood.

www.google.com: POLISH BELIEFS AND SUPERSTITIONS. When a black cat crosses your way, it is necessary to spit three times over your left shoulder and say „touch the wood”, - ppt download

..impressive..



Did the doctor ever tell you what's up..?

 

[Doodle Bunny]

I can tell you're a black cat because it was super unlucky crossing your path!

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

the fan doesn't hide four eyes

 

[Trndsttr]

the fan doesn't hide four eyes

Go away you piece of brownie sauce

(I use this on a daily basis and I can’t stop. It’s just something I say now. Just thought I’d share it here)

 

[Doodle Bunny]

Make up your mind and pick a stone you evolutionary mistake!

 

[NightTripper]

I can't tell if your cheeks are stuffed with nuts or lies.

 

[AcerbicSeth]

You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!
...Anyone remember that commercial?

Spoiler

 

[Trndsttr]

You baguette.

 

[Guifrog]

Sup with that username, did you roll your face on the keyboard when you wrote it?

 

[Lucierda Solari]

Why are you blue? Is it because you’re depressed?

(what am I doing?)

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

Would you look at that, I can't even find the right words to insult you with because you're that bad.

 

[Trndsttr]

Sup with that username, did you roll your face on the keyboard when you wrote it?

Brownie sauce covered baguette.

 

[xremeidiot]

Your mother is a trubbish and your father won 1 battle out of 100.

 

[Rochat]

no u

 

[Skittles]

Cut your hair you floppy noodle!

 

[Keefur]

Ah... part squirrel, part wolf. If you had a brain, you would be dangerous. If you had two of them, they would rattle around like a couple of acorns in a box car.

 

[Wap]

You look like a prehistoric Neopet.