The Creative Insult Game

[Faustus]

Hey, Loony-Tunes! I know YOU can SMELL what the ROCK is COOKING - way back there in the EIGHTIES - because it's great big plate of YOU SUCK with a side order of NERD-Flakes!

 

[Keefur]

Well... look what crawled out of the shallow end of the gene pool!

 

[Faustus]

Yeah, there were too many primitive buck-toothed felines in there. Sorry / Not Sorry.

 

[Keefur]

Yeah, there were too many primitive buck-toothed felines in there. Sorry / Not Sorry.

That's right. We kicked you out because canines always pee in the gene pool.

 

[MetroFox2]

And then when you tried to crawl-out we hunter-gatherers kicked your buck-teeth right back into that primordial sludge. Watched you slowly sink into it to one day be discovered and displayed in a museum like a mere toy.

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

Jokes on you, both of you are on a museum display, or rather were, now we just look online with our gadgets. You make those manchilds smell like heaven.

 

[Koriekraiz13]

Your never compare to baron, I'd love to see how much you spend on comitions, see if you compare to foofi'(twofurrybros) amount spent

 

[Keefur]

Now I know who has been stealing all of the red fur dye down at the market.

 

[ickysheshe]

You're supposed to be extinct yet you're cursed to bear the pain of existence for eternity. Eventually, there will be nothing left but you, alone in the empty vaccum of nothing. Until the universe starts over and you're cursed to begin it all over again.

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

How are the other 53 and a half other genders?

 

[trivean]

How are the other 53 and a half other genders?

You realize you're basically a cyborg prototype right?

(I couldn't think of anything else that wasn't too mean).

 

[ickysheshe]

Takes one to know one

 

[Arnak]

I see your transition went well. (I'm gonna have myself for this)

 

[ickysheshe]

It did, thank you. How did yours go? (Best comeback)

 

[trivean]

You don't know the difference between a Protogen and a Wolf do you?

 

[ickysheshe]

Yes? it was a joke. Don't tell me you actually took that seriously. OH! I SEE! THATS WHY! Dude, it's just a comeback. It says on the original post not to take anything seriously.

 

[trivean]

Yes? it was a joke. Don't tell me you actually took that seriously. OH! I SEE! THATS WHY! Dude, it's just a comeback. It says on the original post not to take anything seriously.

I didn't take it seriously. I was just playing to the situation. You seem to have taken it seriously though.

 

[Nate/Satsuki]

You look like Billie Eilish if she was left in the oven too long

 

[FluffyShutterbug]

Eww. Hooman.

 

[trivean]

You look like Tails from the Sonic series but with better hair.

(That's no a bad thing btw).

 

[Cosmonaughty]

Do me a favour, theres a bus arriving in 5 minutes from now, be under it!

 

[trivean]

Wow, that was so harsh the whole chat didn't respond.

 

[ElricStrot]

I haven't seen this much bush in one place since I saw one of my dad's old magazines, there is a real risk for a serious wild fire.

 

[Keefur]

I remember when you told me I was old enough to be your Dad.

I don't know... I may be. What was your Mom's name again?

 

[ickysheshe]

I remember when you told me I was old enough to be your Dad.

I don't know... I may be. What was your Mom's name again?

Joe