The Creative Insult Game

[the sleepiest kitty]

Maybe you should switch dentists...

 

[Chad Firepaws]

For a sleepy kitty, you constantly look like you're on 3 liters of red bull

 

[ssaannttoo]

You look like that kinda person to go to the oncologist for a broken toe.

 

[DeadAccount]

You look like someone that would take your computer mouse to a vet

 

[Faustus]

More like Snore-o-virus, amIright?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Bat huh? Go flap some place else. Tired of the noise you half ass pigeon.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

How your username was born:


""CCaallll tthhee EEddiittoorr,, tthhee ttyyppeewwrriitteerr''ss aaccttiinngg uupp aaggaaiinn!!""

""GGoosshh ddaarrnn iitt,, FFrraannkk,, wwhhaatt''ss wwrroonngg wwiitthh tthhaatt iinnffeerrnnaall mmaacchhiinnee??!!??""

""wweell ssiirr, iitt''ss ssttuucckk ttyyppiinngg ttwwoo lleetteerrss iinnsstteeaadd ooff oonnee!!""

""WWeell sshhoooott sshhoouulldd wwee cchhannggee iitt?? IItt mmiigghhtt llookk ssttuuppiidd""

"WWhhoo ggiivveess aa ccrraapp.. LLeett''ss jjuusstt kkeepp iitt. NNoobbooddyy wwiill nnoottiiccee"

 

[Faustus]

Ooohhh you're single,
You're a pringle,
And you've got a nasty case of the shingles!

You're silly,
Willy-nilly,
With a nasty-smelling discharge from your...
....ears.

(Curse you, SFW thread regulations!)

 

[ssaannttoo]

You got some beady looking mudda forking piece o' poo. Look just like my grandma... she aint dead yet btw.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Your pfp is a Braixen because you're constantly getting " fired" from your job

 

[Yakamaru]

If I had a Dollar for every time I've thought about you I'd be hella broke.

 

[Primal the Lycanroc]

You're about as faulty as a Volkswagen with less therapy, and that's saying something!

 

[ssaannttoo]

So lazy, can't even put some pants on.

 

[Primal the Lycanroc]

So lazy, can't even put some pants on.

Pants are overrated!

 

[the sleepiest kitty]

You are "otterly" awful =0

 

[Primal the Lycanroc]

You aren't wrong! Can't even stay as an otter, hah!

 

[Yakamaru]

If I had a Dollar for every functional braincell you have I'd be sitting in the negatives.

 

[Primal the Lycanroc]

I'll have you know I know words that nobody knows!

If you put the fun in dysfunctional, then your name is a lie. Where's the Yak in Yakamaru? False advertisement! Where's my invested assets I put for that yak?!?

 

[ssaannttoo]

If you were a lolipop flavor you'd be my least favorite.

 

[Faustus]

If you were a lolipop flavor you'd be my least favorite.

Good, because nobody wants to be licked by your greasy little tongue, we all know you're not too particular on where you put it!

 

[ssaannttoo]

So mean, so rude. Expect a bat to have such prudish behavior.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Prudish? I dont think you understand the meaning of the word child.